J.R. desperately wants the new Tony Hawk skateboard for his birthday and he'll stop at nothing to get it. Feeling a new board is too expensive Graham decides to "make" him one instead.
As the Lubbock sisters take to the stage to sing once more in the local pizzeria, they each daydream about where their singing might one day take them.
Cindy goes for a spot on the campus radio station. Despite much disbelief from others, Cindy gets the job on her merit, only to hear that her father was supposed to "get her the job."
Graham tries to keep it a secret that he's going into the hospital for hemorrhoid surgery. But when the girls get wind of his hospital stay, they assume he's dying-and they spread the news of his failing health to everyone at St. Augie's.