Metal Lords (2022)
1/10
Just the worst.
19 April 2022
This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life. First of all, none of the characters have any redeeming qualities. It's not one of those movies that makes you say, "awe" at the end; the storyline is ok, I'll give it that. But the way the characters were written is awful. Hunter, one of the two main characters, is unpleasantly mean the entire movie. Because, why? His mom left? Yeah welcome to life, kid. The other guy, Kevin, is alright - although his personality is basically the human equivalent of a cardboard box. This isn't a 'Stand By Me' type movie about teenage friendship, love, and discovery. Nor is it a 'mean girls' type movie where peace is found in the end. Basically - hunter is super mean to everyone for no reason, never apologizes for being misogynistic, cruel, and unstable toward all the other characters. Think 'School Of Rock' but not funny & terrible. I maybe let out a "ha" here or there, but this movie is by no means heartfelt, funny, or anything light. I don't know how I made it to the end, truly. Please do not let my attempts be in vain & take it from me - you'd be better off watching one of those 3am infomercials than this movie.
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