Review of Camille

Camille (I) (2008)
2/10
R U Kidding Me
12 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I am giving this two stars for the two lead actors, James Franco and Sienna Miller. One star for each who had to give their time to this ridiculous script. Here is my thought on how the writer came up with this script. Drop Acid>Go To Daughters Room>Play with Strawberry Patch Dolls (for "strawberry festival and wig reference") and Care Bears (for "rainbow over Niagra Falls reference"). >Drop More Acid>Put in Wizard of Oz Video (for "horse of a different color reference".) Rip out tape and puts in his old Kung Fu VideoS (for "David Carradine Asian and Otherworldly Wisdom reference".) >Drop more acid fall back on bean bag and dream a Shakespeare dream of Romeo and Juliet.

Give me a break I could go on about this horrible movie, but I am even more bored writing this than I was watching it. O I forgot to mention the ("cinderalla reference") when Sienna glows in the grass and rises from her deep sleep thanks to the help of her prince. To the writer, STOP DOING DRUGS AND GET OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTERS BEDROOM. Please stop writing failure Folk Tales.

I love you James and Sienna but please be more discerning next time.
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