Fully deserving of it's 'straight-to-video' status, this derivative, disjointed mess of a film wasted everyone's time at release, and has not improved with age. I'm not being paid to take the time to tell all as to why this is one to be avoided by anybody with 1. Any developed critical faculties, or 2. Anyone who doesn't harbour (homo)erotic fantasies about the leading man.
So I won't.
Just trust me on this.
Play 'Tomb Raider' instead.
Or something else.
So I won't.
Just trust me on this.
Play 'Tomb Raider' instead.
Or something else.