Those pesky inbreds, Three Finger, One Eye and Sawtooth are back to kill even more bad actors with sharp, pointy things. Is it a prequel? Is it a sequel? Does any of it actually make sense? Probably not. The rules of this entry are simple. Kill as many people as you can while leaving the most important characters for last and make sure you leave it open for another one next year.
Job done.
So what makes this one worth watching? Not a lot really. There's something about bloodlines and relatives, a whole family of inbreds, and some fairly uninventive murders. We get poorly CGI'd arrows to the face and mouth, barbed wire in the eyes, throat slashings, stabbings and general butchery. Oh, and a fire hose up the arse. We do get boobs though. Lots of lovely boobs. The loveliest of them all belonging to former Emmerdale actress, Roxanne Pallett, who even with a quite stunningly abysmal American accent, is very nearly worth sitting through 90 minutes of painfully average splatter and appalling acting for.
Boobs/10
Job done.
So what makes this one worth watching? Not a lot really. There's something about bloodlines and relatives, a whole family of inbreds, and some fairly uninventive murders. We get poorly CGI'd arrows to the face and mouth, barbed wire in the eyes, throat slashings, stabbings and general butchery. Oh, and a fire hose up the arse. We do get boobs though. Lots of lovely boobs. The loveliest of them all belonging to former Emmerdale actress, Roxanne Pallett, who even with a quite stunningly abysmal American accent, is very nearly worth sitting through 90 minutes of painfully average splatter and appalling acting for.
Boobs/10