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First Signal (2021)
ENDING WITH 3 WORDS
Make Plan 9 From Outer Space look like an Oscar worthy masterpiece in all categories!
Sets - acting - plot- quality of production - WTF?
The following review comment makes more sense and is of higher quality than any component of First Signal:
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First Signal is JUST PLAIN CRAP.
Aftermath: RVL 6768 (2016)
Dumb Decisions
Cliche' episode - ridiculous decision making, not just excusable as "people under pressure" bad decisions. More like "escapees from Darwinism" bad decisions.
Exhibiting almost zero survivalist behavior.
The Commuter (2018)
The true life story parallels this plot
If you suffer through this movie for the action... great! But, if you suffer through this movie for a remotely plausible plot, fageddabotit.
In the final analysis, he really did do it for the money... making this movie, that is. He is entitled to make a buck on his acting skill... but he should be totally embarrased by the plot execution. That plot aside, one can find this as mindless entertainment.
Incoming (2018)
Wrong Thing Imprisoned
This movie, script, acting and any storage media of it MUST be imprisoned in an isolated station in space having zero contact with any sentient creature. Boring, cliche, annoying, ludicrous, insulting, irrational. Not even any value as a statement, art form or negative example. If a breathing entity, it would be a TOTAL waste of oxygen. Can you tell I did not like / enjoy / tolerate this drivel? Only one almost redeeming quality. The Doc initially looked decent in her clinging costume.
2307: Winter's Dream (2016)
We know what kind of dream the creator's had
As to setting a premise, and then violating at every turn = 100
But then:
As intelligent entertainment = zero
As for quality acting = zero
As for budget to make = must have been close to zero
As to ability to raise audience heart rate through enjoyment = zero
As to appropriateness of title = zero
Seriously, other than indulging the creator's personal interests and desires,
how could one, in good conscience, put this out as anything but an insult to an audience? Best left as a "home movie".