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4/10
Life is not suppose to be easy
nogodnomasters9 July 2021
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Lissie (Lara Goodison)is a self described "head case." She is pregnant and overly superstitious. Her husband Charlie (Jeremy Joyce) fills her head with tales of death and witches that took place on their land. Her reaction is cute and comical. Wendy (Adeline Waby) a midwife arrives unannounced and gives Lissie a potion to help her with her headaches. Lissie soon miscarriages. Friend Kara (Ellie Morris) who likes shrooms shows up to help out and Lissie is soon pregnant again. Lissie has wild dreams and thoughts. Reality and fiction become blended for a bit.

The ending was not expected, but that doesn't make it good.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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3/10
Going Nowhere.
davey18410 May 2021
With a promising start, I waited for it to make sense. I watched the whole film. You think you are gettng to the point of the plot on numerous occasions and then it stops and goes somewhere else entirely. Only one actress/actor comes out with any credit here. That is Lara Goodison, the lead character Lissie, all others were mediocre, school play quality.

If I judged this film without Lissie/Laura I would have lowered my rating further.
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3/10
Boring and anything but scary...
paul_haakonsen16 August 2021
I sat down to watch the 2021 movie "The Midwife", being under the impression that I would be in for a horror movie. And given the movie's mediocre rating here on IMDb (5 stars as I am writing this), I figured, that there might be a chance that the movie would be entertaining enough. So of course I sat down to watch the movie.

And boy was I in for a rude awakening. "The Midwife" from directors Ryan Gage and Marta Baidek was a massive swing and a miss.

First of all, the term horror might be stretching it a bit. Thriller perhaps, but horror? Not so much. Not unless you consider prolonged periods of nothing happening as being labeled horror, then sure.

The storyline told in "The Midwife" was sluggish and lacking interesting contents, so my interest in the movie was quickly fading as the movie trotted on in a gut-wrenching slow pace with nothing happening.

And the acting in the movie was bland. But of course, with the actors and actresses having nothing to work with in terms of a proper script or interesting characters, how could they possible put on something outstanding?

I gave up on "The Midwife" about halfway through. By that time I was just fed up with the boredom of nothing happening. And this is not a movie that I will ever be returning to watch the rest of.

My rating of "The Midwife" lands on a three out of ten stars, based mostly on the production value of the movie.
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1/10
Wow, this is awful
JaneBingley6 May 2021
Charlie and Lissie are expecting their first child. For some unknown reason, they have a young woman living with them. It is said that she is a tenant, but she lives there the same way the couple do. She is with them constantly, watching tv, eating together, offer relationship advice, ,acts like an annoying sister.

Out of nowhere, a woman who claims to be a midwife comes to their door, offering medicine to drink and acts snobbish and strange (not in a horror way, but more in a "no one would say that" way)

I love horror, I love pregnant horror movies, and being Scandinavian, I love British movies. Still, this was a mess of a movie. No horror, nothing scary, nothing remotely unsettling, not even one jump scare. No shadows, no ghosts, no apparitions, nothing. Its not chilling, its just fricking weird. People act and speak like they are in a school play in the seventies.

The "twist" is not one, and the reason for the man and female tenant sneaking out and around is painfully obvious.
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2/10
Give A Big Push Right Pass This Ridiculous Film
Foutainoflife8 May 2021
The thing that makes pregnant horror films scary is how relatable they are. Pregnant women are beautiful. They glow with anticipation but they are protectively cautious. They don't just let some random woman who shows up claiming to be a midwife, come into their home, start taking their medical advice and consume medications given to them by this unknown person.

I'm sorry but nothing about this made much sense to me. I say pass.
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1/10
So confused
michaelleelewis197829 August 2021
Absolutely dumbfounded by how this has had several good reviews, the film makes absolutely no sense, theres not a thing scary about it, not even cheap jump scares.

I'd avoid this one.
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2/10
I did well to last 30 minutes.
iamtherobotman16 June 2022
Terrible film, absolutely abysmal.

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1/10
Terrible at every level
parkerbcn11 May 2021
This is one of those films that I almost feel bad writing about, because it's so awful that there is literary nothing good to say about it. Not only is it amateurish in every aspect (the soap opera cinematography, the acting, the direction, the absurd script...) but it's just a torture to sit through. (Only the "Holy Trinity" of Luna manages to do a worse job with a much bigger budget. Look for María Lidón if you want to know what I mean). It seems to be some kind of crowdfunding and I really feel sorry for the people that were illusioned with the project, because the end result is like an assignment from a cinema school, but instead of being a short is a feature. At least one thing that the movie helps illustrate is how important is to have a good sound editing company for your films, even if they are really low-budget. It was impossible for me with this terrible sound mixing to achieve a suspension of disbelief and feel as though this was a real movie.
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1/10
Insufferable rubbish
henferdeline22 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
In modern days an uncalled for midwife shows at a pregnant woman's door.

Instead of calling the police, she is let in. She offers a pill, the pregnant woman swallows it.

They are strapped for money, so they take in a lady tenant.

Shortly after, the woman miscarries.

She gets deeply depressed. The tenant starts an affair with her husband, obviously.

They plan to tell her, but she gets pregnant again, so they wait.

The midwife returns in the nick of time as the pregnant woman is about to hang herself on the garage door rail. An automated garage door, which the midwife causes to open from the outside.... In the scenes that follow the midwife induces a trance-state in the pregnant woman, in which she sees the remand and her husband together.

Suddenly, after some time and again uncalled for, the midwife returns. As her husband is allergic to peanuts, the midwife produces some, which the wife blends into a powder later used by the tenant to cook dinner.

Somehow her presence goes unnoticed during all this so, when she shows herself, she is welcomed and invited to dinner.

While eating a piece of pie she finds a baby death certificate, which the husband believes was there introduced by his crazed wife.

The midwife calls things into order - and she even grabs the man by the neck (one-handed, mind you) to stop him talking...

She then leaves the three in the living room and goes to investigate the attic, from where the wife said she heard noises in the night (and we see this, including one instance where the husband was right there by her side).

As she comes down from the attic, the husband starts coughing and quickly gets to foaming at the mouth. It seems allergic poisoning has the same effect as rabies or strychnine.... She sends the wife upstairs to get her medical bag, as a ruse to allow the "peanuts" to have their way with the husband. It works, as the guy dies in a matter of seconds.

The midwife takes advantage of the state of despair the tenant is in to inject her with a "sedative" - in fact a "slow acting poison", as she declares to the stupefied tenant.

The wife comes back and confront the slowly dying tenant, who denies any involvement with the now deceased husband.

The midwife offers to inject a second, faster dose of poison to finish the tenant off already....but, as she gets ready to inject the paralysed woman, something happens and she stabs herself in the neck with the needle, neatly getting all the poison herself and dying in less than 10 seconds.

The tenant takes the opportunity to say her last words: we were preparing the attic as a room for the new baby. And as she dies she lets drop a ribbon.

Despairing, the wife runs upstairs (yes, runs....and she's about as big with the child as possible...) and goes into the attic....that had been worked into a room for the baby.

The midwife reappears, out of thin air, to either kill the wife or to kill her and get the baby.

As she was about to complete the deed, a chain comes out of the baby's crib, gets the midwife by the neck and chokes her to (this time real) death.

As the wife goes check it out, she finds the tube with her miscarried and cremated child's ashes on the chains. Her dead baby saved her and the unborn sibling!!!

She leaves the attic and, lo and behold, sees her husband and the tenant coming up the stairs to meet and hug her, as all is well!

Crap of the basest sort. Not a single scare in 1,5h of wasted time.
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5/10
Can somebody please just answer 2 questions for me?
bashaedenmarks8 July 2023
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Spoiler below... Don't read if you didn't see the movie... I watched this movie with only subtitles because my husband was sleeping so you can imagine how confused I am... Does anybody know.what the button said at the end? The one the lodger gave the wife before she died? And- how did the wife see the husband and the friend at the end when they were dead? I can't find these answers anywhere online and it's driving me crazy... What is the explanation... The husband and friend died... Was all in the wife's head? Yes, the ridiculous part of the movie was that the midwife just shows up... And she takes medicine from her without even asking what the hell is in this... And no one ordered a midwife why is this weird out here... But I thought the twist was decent... we all thought the husband and friend were having an affair...though it seemed weird and I wasn't sure what they were really doing ...
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9/10
A pleasant surprise!!
jlegere-3808811 August 2021
Not often you find movies that surprise you this way. I was looking for a british horror/thriller movie (my new favourite genre!) and came accross this movie. Highly recommend it!

The story flows in a lovely way, so much that you don't expect the scary turns that come later as it all develops. I felt connected to Lissie's character (great acting work from Lara Goodison) from the beginning, and it was very interesting and gripping to see how her story unfolded. Miscarriages are not often well reprensented on screen, and the grief that the women go through when that happens either. It was heartbreaking to see Lissie's grief and I thought that it was dealt with in a sensitive and interesting way in this movie.

The arrival of the Midwife is sudden, but as the story progresses you also get attached to her unusual self. I loved the tone of the movie, thought that the direction and production design were great vehicles to express Lissie's downfall.

The biggest suprise - with no spoilers!! - comes at the end and it's totally worth a watch.

Worth mentioning Kara (Ellie Morris) - a joy to see on screen and a great character to counter the Midwife's mysterious personality.
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6/10
Midwifes
dgosset-828-8070855 May 2021
Wow what a twisted movie loved it. Watched it 2 times love the plot.
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2/10
Spoiler alert Happy ending which didn't work with the plot
tranquilholism30 July 2023
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The movie is about a midwife that is actually a perceived wwitch and tries to ruin the life of the pregnant mother however this movie does not make any sense because in the end the midwife kills the husband and their live. In roommate. In the end everyone is supposed to have died except for the pregnant woman however as the pregnant woman realizes that the witch tricked her her husband and roommate walk up the stairs fully alive and they embrace this doesn't make any sense to the plot. It felt like they just try to throw in a happy ending with no explanation whatsoever as to why these people are alive.
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10/10
Fantastic film
alexandracummins13 July 2021
Brilliant acting, fantastic story line that kept us hooked. A must watch.
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7/10
Twisty and well acted
perfuddled8 May 2021
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This is a low-budget horror with better-than-average acting and a pretty clever script. There aren't many chills or thrills, but there's plenty of pathos and atmosphere. The performances engaged me from the get-go, and the actor who plays the midwife is fantastic. Be aware that this film deals very realistically with miscarriage and grief. This is a spoiler of sorts, but I think you should know before watching it.
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8/10
Loved it
jonvincent805 May 2021
Omg was not sure about this at first but was good so many twists I got confused but it makes it a great film. Something different!! About time !!
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6/10
What Happens When You Pretend Not to Know Your Husband is Cheating on You
pogirlshines19 August 2023
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Some of the reviews state they could not figure out what was happening.

Here's what I saw SPOILER** Husband moves his girlfriend into the home he shares with his very pregnant wife. The first thing this witch does is crash into the pregnant wife's belly with one of her moving boxes & knock her down. "WHOOPS"

She loses that child, not sure how because she was in the last trimester. But then the wife manages to get pregnant again right away. I am not sure if it was AP's plan to make her lover's wife lose the child so they could be together or what.

There's no sincerity in any of the characters actions. NONE of the three are happy with their situation but won't try and change anything.

Throughout the movie, they never show the husband & girlfriend being passionate together so I'm sure this confused some viewers that nothing was really going on between them when in fact, there obviously was. They were always coming and going as a pair all the time. The husband was always doing things with the tenant and not his wife. She was always alone. Then the obvious "sounds of sex" where the wife pretends in her own mind it's her baby's spirit haunting her rather than face the truth.

The behavior of the husband & "female friend" is disgusting throughout with obvious shots of the girl telling the man "when are we going to tell her?"

Even a scene where one of his many nightly "sneak offs" the pregnant wife goes looking for him & asks the "tenant" if her husband is in her room because she can't find him anywhere. She tells the wife to "go back to bed" he's probably just out for a walk, lol. She's lying because he's hiding in her room with her and again she's harping on "telling her." They are both dressed at the time but again very sus.

This "Midwife" is obviously something to make the movie more exciting as the wife's "alter-ego" so to speak. Every discussion the wife had with this "Midwife" was her trying to help herself with the constant loneliness that comes with being betrayed & humiliated as well as being cheated out of the companionship you would have if your husband didn't have a side chick.

That's why the midwife always gave the husband & his AP dirty looks & spoke harshly to them. This gave the wife the opportunity to express her deep hatred she had for the both of them. Obviously these conversations never existed but in the weak wishful mind of the wife. The "deaths" were again just her secret vengeful desires against them both.

It reminds me of how many go thru their lives in cowardice, suffering rather that speaking up & ending bad situations. Just as the one conversation with the imaginary Midwife about getting a divorce & that it was against her vows of "til death do us part." The end of the movie shows the three of them still pretending to be the happy couple with the friendly tenant about to leave for the hospital so she can give birth.

I found it quite interesting. I enjoyed it.
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8/10
Well that was fun!
madsstratton11 August 2021
Man I love British horror!!

Great find online, writing this so more people can see it.

Tight plot and good surprises, particularly liked the Midwife character.

Had major vintage thriller vibes!! I was hooked througout - good twist and characters.
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10/10
Strong directorial debut from Gage.
adamdlhowden7 May 2021
Thrilling film from director, Ryan Gage. The cast keep us on the edge of our seats throughout. I can't wait to see what these guys do next.
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