The Harts visit the abandoned Greenpoint mall on Halloween, bringing back fond memories from the 2000s, but their reminiscing is interrupted when a mall rat takes them hostage.
Jenny feels insecure about her family's Christmas when Louise invites the Harts and Brenda to her annual Christmas party; Betty tries to figure out how to get the best presents on a budget.
Betty, Jenny and Brenda reminisce while waiting in line on Black Friday; Wayne shares his hero's journey of delivering dairy products after his truck malfunctioned.
Violet tries to show the family the error of their ways when they want to continue their tradition of Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving; Jenny and Wayne remember the first time they met.
Betty and Crystalynn join forces to take down Marjune, who passes off a famous tale as her own life story; Violet and David try to get out of training for the Presidential Physical-Fitness Test.
A massive heat wave stretches Jenny and Brenda's friendship to the breaking point; Wayne is unable to part ways with his old truck when he gets a new one.
Jenny's friendship with Brenda is strained when the Ladies of Greenport hire her to help run their gala; Betty becomes self-conscious about her age; Wayne takes Violet on his first day as a window washer.