Fast Layne (2019) User Reviews

Would not recommend children watching

[dncorp · 6/10 · 26 March 2019]

Disney used to use Disney Movies, TV Shows to teach, instruct, and provide some kind of "moral compass", to children, teens, even adults.

So far Episodes 1 to 7.

Layne lies to Parents repeatedly without any adverse consequences, so unlike other previous Disney Movies, TV Shows, that depict some very adverse consequences to Liars, Cheaters, Thieves.

Zora (Sofia Rosinsky) the turkey leg eating drummer girl, Home Schooled gets a 96 on Test, accurately states the difference between Home Schooling and Democrats U.S. Labor Union Owned Teachers and Professor preaching Democrat Propagnda instead of Teaching anything useful (I used to be one of those Democrat U.S. Labor Union Owned Teacher, High School Advanced Science and Advanced Mathematics, so I KNOW what I was Required to do to remain a Democrat U.S. Labor Union Member of 4 Labor Unions "a Member in Good Standing" to that I could continue to Teach, have a job.

Before you even say no no not Democrat, yes, yes, right there a High School at the Democratic Party's Headquarters City of Chicago, I also worked part time at the Democratic Party's Headquarters, what was happening was Democratic Party National (Entire U.S.) Policy. This is one of the Main Reasons why U.S. Citizens Must NOT pay for other peoples childrens Schooling, to be "Indoctrinated", "Brainwashed" with Democrat Propaganda that I was Required to do (you try and do that while teaching Advanced Science and Advanced Mathematics to High School Students). That's Reality, I was so glad to get Recalled to Active Duty U.S. Military Joint Services Special Warfare Officer to possibly get shot and killed or blown up, instead of being a Democratic Party disposable "Tool".

Layne Committing numerous crimes, from Breaking and Entering, Fraud (faking a car accident), Driving without License nor Insurance, "Without Punishment there are No Laws"

Worth trying, for awhile, see, like or not(a Marmite!). UK humour, like putting the 'U' in words! tehe

[pikieone · 6/10 · 16 February 2019]

Knight Rider rip off, BUT, what seems to be a good & funny one, I'm 50, so !, but we'll see how this pans out, has promise, short plot line per episode, and not dragging the plot of each, so far!

It'll entertain children toddlers and young children, but there's not much for older ones.

[orunilson · 4/10 · 19 July 2019]

The visuals and filming quality of this show are reasonably good and it will definitely appeal to young ones.

But I've never seen a disney film with such bad, unconvincing acting. The main character Layne is your typical cliched character whose character has variable oxidation states that will leave people a bit confused. Together with her annoying best friend Zora, she discovers an even more annoying car named VIN.

The highlight of this film is that it teaches kids a few good morals such as teamwork and friendship. But amidst these good values, parents will find a lot of negative behaviours and it could potentially incite children to doing a lot of things their not supposed to do.

I know it is meant for kids at around 6 years of age, but it is almost unwatchable for a few parents and a lot of teens which is what Disney Channel was supposedly built for.

At least it beats another disney flop *cough* Kim Possible *cough*.

Nothing

[vanshkeshri · 2/10 · 23 October 2020]

I did not get how to watch the show plz tell me how to.

Horrible

[okainavar · 2/10 · 20 September 2023]

I know it's for children and I'm almost twenty-seven years old and I'm not the target audience but there are some children's programs that are fun even for adults but this one is far from that. Several continuity errors during some scenes, horrible direction and script. The two main actresses are good, especially Sofia Rosinsky who is very funny, but the other actors and actresses are horrible, I always hoped that just the two of them would appear because it would be more tolerable. My average of these eight episodes in this single season was 2.13. I saw the media here and I didn't think it was that bad but it is. Series Ended on September 20, 2023.

Love this show

[meganmcknight-78272 · 10/10 · 20 March 2019]

I absoutely love this show I can't wait to see more of it I also hope they continue it on past Season 1 I really wanna see what happens after Season 1.this show is so good words can not describe how good it is. I find myself watching the epsoides over and over again more than once.

Just saw sneak peak...looking forward to the series

[middletonjenni · 9/10 · 17 February 2019]

Cute kids, has lots of potential as the charachters and plot develops.

An adorable kiddie version of knight rider

[MiloSuperSpesh · 8/10 · 15 February 2019]

Pretty much says it all.

But that's apparently not long enough.

Some cliche bad guys, kids are so cute you just wanna hug them and smush their faces.

car is mostly cgi for action shots, or a static build for close ups, some scenes use a mock up car that looks similar.

Deserved a Sequel

[booksnbooks-12338 · 10/10 · 26 March 2020]

I remember watching this limited series last year on Disney Channel and it was entertaining and pretty good for a Disney series made for children. It really was better off as a limited series with 8 episodes with the continuous plot wanting more while they obviously had a really good budget. I do know that they won't bring it back with a second season as they already passed on the project.

A Little Gem- a Witty, Fast-moving, Action Comedy for all ages

[bill_allison · 8/10 · 31 July 2019]

Basically 2/3 Knightrider and 1/3 Herbie the Love Bug. Good directing, acting, editing, and special effects make this much much better than you would expect from a limited budget Disney sitcom. I found it appealing for all ages. The 8 episodes complete a story-arc so you can watch it and feel satisfied. (but wanting more!)

Sophie Pollano plays Layne Reed, a tightly scheduled over-achiever with two scientists for parents. Sofia Rozinsky plays Zora, Layne's best friend, a rebellious home-schooled girl living across the street. Brandon Rossel as Cody looks like a young Fonz or Teen Beach Movie biker. He provides Lane with help and a budding romantic interest. Winslow Fegley as Mel, is Layne's annoying cousin who ultimately redeems himself.

The opening premise is that Lane hears someone calling for help from her neighbor's abandoned shed. She investigates and discovers VIN, a car with artificial intelligence and the maturity of a child. Get ready for cars chases, crazy stunts and sarcastic humor.

The producers hoped for a TV series but only got a contract for an 8 episode mini-series. Reportedly, Disney exec's wanted more of a silly Love-Bug story line. This puzzled me as I don't care much for Love Bug.

Good show

[fbctkujaj · 10/10 · 23 November 2021]

This show is Not inappropriate for kids. It is more of a show for pre teens tho. Fast Layne is entertaining. I watched it when it first came out and was upset when there was no second season.

A CAR CHASING PRESS YOUR LUCK.

[benhallums12019 · 10/10 · 15 December 2020]

If This Show will replace both Peter Tomarken & Elizabeth Banks as Hosts with Hostesses are Smart Zora Morris & Fast Layne Reed to Ask 4 Questions to Take Their own Turns the 3 Passengers will Hit The Horn by Honking itself (Like GAMBIT (1972)) will Answer The Question 1st wins 300 Fast Layne Miles and 2 Other Passengers will answer the same or different 1 of The 3 Possible Answers nor When Time's Up Buzzer Sounded and ended to go to Multiple Choice to win 100 Fast Layne Miles in certain ways. However When They All Wrong No Fast Layne Miles are Collected and it using 2 Adventures. Instead of The Big Board of The Studio and Going Outside With 1 of 3 Passengers to go with them as VIN & The Fast Layne Team to be helped by 1 of The 3 Passengers to STOP VIN's Movement to able enough to see and appear with The Sign of Cash (+ 1 Chance Mile) or An Prize (What Can('t) Be Valued Greater than $1000-2000 in Adventure 1) and Adventure 2 The Prizes are Valued Greater Than $1000-2000. The Cash Values from $100 to $1250 (February 18-March 29, 2019) and up to $1500 (April 1-May 3, 2019) and now up to $2000 (May 6, 2019-Present) in Adventure 1 and in Adventure 2 from $500 to $5000 (February 18-March 1, 2019) up to $10,000 (March 4-29, 2019) up to $20,000 (April 1-May 3, 2019) and up to $30,000 (May 6, 2019-Present.) The Regular Signs are "Move One (1) Mile," "Go Back/Advance Two (2) Miles," "Pick A Curb Corner/Fork on The Road," "Across The Bend," "Add-A-One(1)/Add Then 2-10," "Double/Triple Your NetWorth (+ 1 Chance Mile,)" "$2000-4000 or LOSE 1 HIT COUPLE & "FAST BIG BUCKS." Except "THE HIT COUPLE" will be hit as The Passenger gets threatened and feared by both of them and it's The Show's Bad Guys like both PRESS YOUR LUCK's "The Whammy" & Tiny Toon Adventures' "Elmyra Duff." THE HIT COUPLE are both Drs. Cheryl & Rob are known for them to harm the passengers and The Fast Layne Team including VIN to take away The Passengers' Total NetWorth of Cash & Prizes and giving 1 Card appears in front of The Passengers 3 in 3 Ways of Danger. 1. The Hit Couple Takes The Full Amount of His/Her Net Worth with 2 Card S/he'll Park & Pass to 2 Passengers to be Safe when you don't STOP at THE HIT COUPLE. 2. The Hit Couple Taken The Full NetWorth and The Park & Pass Fast Layne Miles from another/the previous passenger will be collected by default to The Present Fast Layne Miles once collected previously and go with The Fast Layne Team Again. 3. 4 Cards of THE HIT COUPLES (Like PYL's THE WHAMMY} You're Out of The Game nor otherwise 3 Passengers are gets Captured/Kidnapped and Tying Up to 3 or Less and wanting 3 New Passengers as an possible result among the 2 Adventures and also when nobody gets all captured by The 4th & Last HIT COUPLE CARD Appeared at Least 1, 2 &/or 3 Passengers will come back tomorrow/Monday as possible. The Lowest Goes 1st with The Fast Layne Team: The Passenger Has The Lowest Amount of Fast Layne Miles Goes 1st and unless There's A Tie will determine who goes 1st during the 1st Commercial break will be choose by Fast Layne & Smart Zora makes the harsh decision to make the choice to go 1st The Hard Way. The Highest Passenger's NetWorth Plays Last: When The Passenger has The Highest Amount of NetWorth from Adventure 1 to Adventure 2. The Lowest Passenger's NetWorth Goes 1st: The Passenger's Low NetWorth Amount Goes 1st unless A Tie is Combinated of Fast Layne Miles and $0 or separate as possible to Go 1st. Park-&-Pass: The Passenger's Endanger Plans For A Ride and S/he'll Say it will either choose 1of 2 Passengers with $0 or The Next Highest Amount of The NetWorth will may or may not go with them yet as possible to save and protect The Networth from Stopping The Hit Couple's Rath. The Passenger Will Win after The Last Fast Layne Mile as 100 Using it by Countdown by 100 Fast Layne Mile Minus wins and do it all again tomorrow/Monday. +1 CHANCE MILE: The Sign will be Plus +100 Fast Layne Mile when "A Chance Mile" Occurs to be announced to Collected and -100 With it from Park-&-Pass Area will be taking it with this and that, No Decision until the Collected 100s will able enough to Park-&-Pass Again or Finish Riding With Them. The Announcers: Miss Kenya Moore, Mr. Bruce Chandler, Mr. William "Billy" Porter & Mr. James "Jim" Thornton will say to the winner's collected Merchandise Prizes + Cash (Networth's Total Previously will be added.) The Champion Passengers will face both of them before losing or ended up winning the limits of Disney/ABC & CTV worth $50,000-75,000-150,000 and otherwise 5 Daily Wins or both combinated when it happens 1st. On March 16, 2020, The Show Introducing "THE FAST LAYNE GRAND PRIX" Where The Champion Passenger will go get up to $1MILLION Total or Get Off of it of it's own choice and 2500 Fast Layne Miles will get to The $500,000 Goal and Double Win of $1MILLION when this and that will happened. MILE 1: $10,000 MILE 2: $20,000 MILE 3: $25.000 MILE 4: $30,000 MILE 5: $40,000 MILE 6: $50,000 MILE 7: $75,000 MILE 8: $100.000 MILE 9 (The Last Mile:) THE FAST LAYNE BIG BUCKS GRAND FINALE Will Determine to get $500.000 into $1MILLION.

Watchable

[vipor-18916 · 23 January 2021]

It was a good and pretty watchable show about s girl named Layne Reed who is a time freak and likes everything to be thought out ahead of time.

Then she discovers a talking car named Vin, which turns her life upside down as bad guys want the car and everyone else.

Overall it's good but some of the acting is cringy.