Powerless (TV Series)
Emily Dates a Henchman (2017)
Alan Tudyk: Van Wayne
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Quotes
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Van Wayne : I know you can hear me, Dork Knight. You better bring your checkbook and a prepared statement I can turn in to Geico.
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Ron : Those pecs aren't real.
Teddy : You're wearing something under the suit.
Ron : Mm-hmm.
Van Wayne : Well, if you must know, follow me.
[Van opens up his shirt revealing a Robin costume]
Ron : Oh my, God. You're Robin.
Van Wayne : Yes. No. Well, not yet. Maybe. Just - okay, let me ask you something. What is the best part about being a superhero?
Ron : Protecting those who can't protect themselves.
Van Wayne : No. It's about being famous and wearing cool-ass costumes. That's why I had this made by my rubbersmith.
Ron : I had no idea you were a closet superhero fan. Who's your top ten?
Teddy : This is more than that. You actually think Batman is going to look at you, a middle-aged man who pulled his back last week sneezing, and say, "Hey, there's my new Boy Wonder" ?
Van Wayne : This guy gets it! Yes. And then once we have a good working relationship - I don't know - I'm thinking I might bring up the Maybach thing.
Ron : Quick question.
Van Wayne : Yeah?
Ron : You are aware that two Robins have supposedly died on the job?
Van Wayne : Hm, high turnover. I'm in.