A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Miserable Mill: Part One (2017)

Rhys Darby: Charles

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• Sir : Call me Sir. Everybody does because I tell them to. I'm the boss. They have to do what I say, even my partner here.

  Klaus Baudelaire : Doesn't "partner" mean "equal"?

  Lemony Snicket : Well, in fact, "partners" can mean several things. It could mean "two people who own a lumbermill together, or a cupcakery." Now, with the advent of more progressive cultural mores, not to mention certain High Court rulings, it could also mean...

  Sir : I do all the work. He irons my clothes.

  Charles : I also cook your omelets.

  Lemony Snicket : The definitions are not mutually exclusive.

• Klaus Baudelaire : If you guys are partners, you should be able to stand up to him.

  Charles : It's complicated. I know Sir can be prickly, but you have to understand, he had a very terrible childhood.

  Klaus Baudelaire : I understand. I'm having a very terrible childhood right now.