iZombie (TV Series)

Real Dead Housewife of Seattle (2015)

Leanne Lapp: Gilda

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Quotes 

• [Gilda reminds Major that he has a job to do in killing the suspected zombies] 

  Gilda : Let me tell you a story. When we first came up with the 'Suspected Zombies' list, Vaughn's idea was to send them all letters, zombies and non-zombies alike, informing them they'd won an all-expense-paid Hawaiian cruise. And then scuttle the ship in the middle of the Pacific. Your work, distasteful as you find it, saves lives.

• [Gilda reminds Vaughn Du Clarke to not sleep around with his partners wives] 

  Gilda : Try to keep it in your pants next time. Can you do that, champ?

  Vaughn Du Clarke : Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. Let's not throw the baby out of the bath water. Because remember, if it weren't for me sleeping with other men's wives, you would not exist.

  Gilda : Maybe you can have one of those floozies pin a medal on your baby-maker.

  Vaughn Du Clarke : [Gilda walks off]  Perhaps a clip-on.

• [Gilda flirts with Major in the exercise room at Max Rager] 

  Gilda : [Major walks Gilda walk into the exercise room]  I had you as more of a Plyometrics guy. I thought you'd be into the short, explosive bursts. But I guess we're both into slow and controlled, making it last.

  Gilda : [Major faces away from Gilda, facing the wall to workout, as Gilda comes up behind him, when Major sets down his weights]  You don't have to go. I was just looking for an exercise ball.

  [Major turns around, kissing Gilda as the two begin to undress each other] 

• [Liv asks Gilda where the birthday cake for her came from] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : So I don't have you to thank for the birthday cake?

  Gilda : No. Some chick came by, waited around a bit, but then she had to fly. I'm sorry, I use the names part of my brain to store body envy. This girl had several parts I'd kill for. And a beauty mark right where I wanted to punch her.

  Gilda : [Gilda laughs, then points to her upper lip]  Here.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv smiles with slight tears in her eyes, looking back down at the cake]  Her name is Peyton.