- [Liv gives Ravi a lecture back at the lab]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: I am literally going through hell. Do you even care?
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'Literally'
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: It's not my fault! All my friends are cold-hearted bitches, and that includes the men. Why is everyone abandoning me? Why?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv throws her bag down and sits on the couch] I'm sorry. I just really need a pinot and some salty chocolate right now.
- [Liv prepares to eat the brains of Taylor Fowler]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: I've never had a lady-who-lunches for lunch.
- [the scene cuts to the scenes of Liv slicing Taylor's brain, a tomato, opening a can of tuna, biting into her tuna salad]
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: She looks as tasty as she was tasteful.
- [Ravi eats a handful of cheerios from a jar]
- [Liv comments on Clive's suit and tie]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: You ever think about a pocket square, a little splash of color.
- Clive Babineaux: [silently replies] Every time I get dressed.
- [Liv questions Vaughn Du Clarke on how many times he slept with Taylor Fowler]
- Vaughn Du Clarke: Zero, Miss Moore. Zero. We were not lovers. At the risk of sounding like a cliché, I prefer younger women. Blonder women.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv looks to Clive beside her] Are you just gonna let him talk to me like that?
- Clive Babineaux: Like what?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv throws her water at Du Clarke] I'm not your little whore!
- [Liv talks to Clive at the auto body shop as they're leaving]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Oh, I'll just wait here. For you to pull up the car.
- Clive Babineaux: What am I, Driving Miss Crazy?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: I didn't know I would be walking today. This is more of a sitting shoe. Super cute though, huh? Look how long they make my legs look.
- Clive Babineaux: You need to use those long legs and get yourself to my car.
- [Liv tells Clive what she see's in her vision about Terrence Fowler]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: When we interviewed Terrence, he already knew that Taylor was sleeping with Vaughn. I saw the moment he learned about the affair. He was pulling his fist out of a wall. Eek!
- Clive Babineaux: So when he sat at that coffee table, it was all an act.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: I thought you'd be more surprised.
- Clive Babineaux: I'm speechless surprised.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: I know, but I was hoping for something, like...
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv in a whisper gives a high pitch moan] Ah!
- [Liv walks into the police precinct with a full dress on and pair of boots]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Good, you're here. I just had to see what you think of these bad girls. If they don't make you want to cross-dress, I don't know what will.
- Clive Babineaux: You ever hear of casual Friday?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: You ever hear of casual elegance? What's wrong, were your bib overalls in your wash tub?
- [Liv and Bethany Miller go through Liv's closet of dresses]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Bethany pulls out one of Peyton's dresses] That belonged to someone. A long time ago, we used to be friends.
- Bethany Miller: Hmm.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv pulls out a bottle of red wine] Ready to try on something red?
- Bethany Miller: White is so last bottle.
- [Clive and Liv wish Bethany Miller the stylist a good stay in prison]
- Clive Babineaux: Enjoy prison.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv sarcastically tells the stylist] What doesn't orange go with?
- [first lines]
- Taylor Fowler: Remember at the Botox party, how she was going around behind my back telling everyone I was a bitch? So I called her on it. Today at lunch. Ha! She flat-out denied it. Can you believe it?
- Woman on Phone: [the woman on the phone] Oh, my God! What did you do?
- Taylor Fowler: [Taylor sighs] I threw my drink in her face and I walked out. I mean, I love that woman but she is too much drama.
- [the doorbell rings]
- [Ravi holds one of Taylor Fowler's breast implants]
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: She must have taken quite a fall. The other implant burst on impact.
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi throws up and catches the implant in front of Liv and Clive] German. Top of the line.
- [Liv asks both Clive and Ravi out for drinks and a bite to eat]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Hey, later-later, like Friday, I was thinking we could all grab a drink after work, maybe get a bite to eat? I mean, if you guys are free. It's just been a while since we got together.
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: Friday's tricky, yeah. I've been seeing Stephanie. You know, the girl I met at the club. Been seeing a lot of her, actually. She's trying to get Friday night off work so she can fix me a home-cooked meal. Turns out, right, she's got this whole Martha Stewart side to her. Which combined with her raw honesty and lack of intellectual pretense giving me a sense of emotional intimacy I've not felt in a long time, you know?
- Clive Babineaux: [Liv quietly stares at Clive who answers] Can't, busy.
- [Gilda reminds Major that he has a job to do in killing the suspected zombies]
- Gilda: Let me tell you a story. When we first came up with the 'Suspected Zombies' list, Vaughn's idea was to send them all letters, zombies and non-zombies alike, informing them they'd won an all-expense-paid Hawaiian cruise. And then scuttle the ship in the middle of the Pacific. Your work, distasteful as you find it, saves lives.
- [Clive and Liv interview the sophisticated Alex Towne]
- Clive Babineaux: Liv, anything you want to ask?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Yes. Your bag. Is it a Stella?
- Alex Towne: [Alex Towne holds up her bag] Timeless, isn't it?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: I can't even.
- Alex Towne: I wasn't sure if it would be appropriate for a police interview.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: It's perfect. It's businesslike but with an informality that says, I'm not a 'suspect'.
- [Liv comes to the lab wearing a bright blue dress, wearing make-up, with straight hair]
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: I'm confused. Is this a Seattle morgue or a Milan catwalk?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: You like? It's my roommate's. I literally had nothing to wear until she gave me a free pass to raid her closet. I thought this was a good look for work, because I wear this dress like someone's paying me to.
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: Oh, as I do with this.
- [Ravi gives a twist in his lab coat]
- [Major talks to Liv at the Max Rager headquarters]
- Major Lilywhite: Hey, Liv. New nails?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv replies disgruntledly] Now you're talking to me? Because I'm kinda busy. Sound familiar? And, yes, they're new. The color is called, 'Sorry, Beyonce' and I might be in love with it.
- [Gilda reminds Vaughn Du Clarke to not sleep around with his partners wives]
- Gilda: Try to keep it in your pants next time. Can you do that, champ?
- Vaughn Du Clarke: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. Let's not throw the baby out of the bath water. Because remember, if it weren't for me sleeping with other men's wives, you would not exist.
- Gilda: Maybe you can have one of those floozies pin a medal on your baby-maker.
- Vaughn Du Clarke: [Gilda walks off] Perhaps a clip-on.
- [Gilda flirts with Major in the exercise room at Max Rager]
- Gilda: [Major walks Gilda walk into the exercise room] I had you as more of a Plyometrics guy. I thought you'd be into the short, explosive bursts. But I guess we're both into slow and controlled, making it last.
- Gilda: [Major faces away from Gilda, facing the wall to workout, as Gilda comes up behind him, when Major sets down his weights] You don't have to go. I was just looking for an exercise ball.
- [Major turns around, kissing Gilda as the two begin to undress each other]
- [Clive and Liv interview the stylist Bethany Miller, who comments on Liv's shoes]
- Bethany Miller: Those shoes are amaze, by the way.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Thanks. They're actually my roommate's. I'm looking to find some that are like them, but...
- Bethany Miller: Strappier.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Yes.
- Bethany Miller: Possibly in suede.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv with a big smile on her face] Can you crawl back out of my mind?
- Clive Babineaux: [Clive breaks the conversation between both girls] Can I ask a non-shoe related question?
- [Ravi gives Liv some advice about what to do in regards to Peyton Charles returning to the city]
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: Look, you and Peyton have been best friends since college. You don't just casually walk away from that. Now, I bet she'll want to be back in your life. Maybe not right away. But eventually. And when she does, I hope you've left the door open.
- [Liv goes out shopping with the stylist Bethany Miller]
- Bethany Miller: Look what I found for you.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Bethany holds up a red dress] That is so cute. I literally want to die, just so that I can be buried in it.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv pulls out her credit card to the cashier] Start a tab.
- [Liv looks through a catalog of women next to Officer Clive Babineaux]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv laughs] It's like a catalog of skanks.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv see's a photo of a girl sucking on her finger] Oh, take your finger out of your mouth, sweetie, that's full of herpes.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv see's a photo of a teenager looking girl] Little Miss Jailbait. 'Likes to be pampered.' As in diapers?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv see's a photo of a girl licking on a lollipop] Oh, this one reminds me that I need to take out the trash...
- Clive Babineaux: Meow. Someone has their acrylic tips out.
- [Liv and Bethany are trying out dresses while out shopping together]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [narrating] Sometimes you have to move on from an old friend. And when you do, sometimes there's a new friend waiting. Someone who helps you see that in life, at the end of the day...
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv's phone rings and she answers it with] Hello?
- Clive Babineaux: [Clive on the phone] Liv. I think I know who hired Joe to kill Taylor. It was Terrence's personal stylist, Bethany.
- [Liv talks to Clive on the phone while she's in the dressing stall, as Clive tells Liv the truth about Bethany being the murderer]
- Clive Babineaux: [Clive on the phone] Where are you right now?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Um, shopping.
- Clive Babineaux: [on the phone] Why are you whispering.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Because I'm in Hauter Than Hell with Bethany.
- Clive Babineaux: [on the phone] You are, why?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Well, she's getting me 40% off.
- [Ravi arrives home calling out for Major]
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: [a dog greets Ravi at the front door] Hello there, boy. Uh... When did we get a...
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: [as Peyton and Major step our from around the corner] Peyton.
- [Peyton tells Ravi that she wanted to see him in person finally]
- Peyton Charles: I wanted to talk to you in person. I went straight from the airport to the press conference. This is the first chance I've had. Can I just give you a hug?
- [Peyton gives Ravi a close hug]
- Peyton Charles: So you crushed your date tonight, huh? Tell me all about it.
- [Ravi nods his head to not want to share]
- [Liv picks up a bottle of Cannonfire alcohol for her birthday alone]
- Liquor Store Clerk: [the clerk reads Liv's birth date] Hey, it's your birthday. Looks like we're having quite the party.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Massive. All my friends will be there.
- [Liv arrives home discussing that her only friend just may be an alcoholic drink]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [narrating] What was I saying back at the boutique about friends? Oh, right. Lose one, find another. Hello, friend. Happy birthday to me. Hey, maybe I should invent a special cocktail. One part spicy whiskey, two parts zombie tears, a dash of hot sauce. I'll call it the 'Liv & Learn'. Because maybe this is the way it's gonna be from now on.
- [Liv asks Gilda where the birthday cake for her came from]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: So I don't have you to thank for the birthday cake?
- Gilda: No. Some chick came by, waited around a bit, but then she had to fly. I'm sorry, I use the names part of my brain to store body envy. This girl had several parts I'd kill for. And a beauty mark right where I wanted to punch her.
- Gilda: [Gilda laughs, then points to her upper lip] Here.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [Liv smiles with slight tears in her eyes, looking back down at the cake] Her name is Peyton.
- [last lines]
- Vaughn Du Clarke: [Vaughn Du Clarke walks Terrence Fowler into a dark room with a medical chair] Wait right here. I've gotta go find Dr. Holland. He was always so good at explaining things. Though, since that lab accident...
- Terrence Fowler: [Vaughn Du Clarke leaves the room as the door locks Terrence in the room] What does any of this have to do with Super Max?
- Vaughn Du Clarke: [Vaughn Du Clarke outside a glass window, unlocks another door in the room with Terrence] Poor Terrence, always so consumed by work. Oh, there's Dr. Holland.
- [Terrence turns around as a zombie in a lab coat throws itself at Terrence, Terrence screams as the zombie grunts and snarls, Vaughn Du Clarke watches the mist of blood spray on the glass window]
- Clive Babineaux: What happened back in Vaughn's office?
- [Gilda is eavesdropping from an office alcove]
- Clive Babineaux: I assume you had one of your psychic visions that told you Vaughn was sleeping with Taylor.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Yeah. The kind I'd like to erase. The man has sex with an ankh necklace on. On a leather cord!