Coming from "Milking Table" and Fantasy Massage and arbitrarily claiming Canadian nationality, "Natural Remedy" is another of a lousy set of new videos exploiting the popularity of massage-themed XXX content. It's one of actor-turned-director Barrett Blade's disappointing assignments.
These exercises about girls servicing guys through a hole in the bottom of a table are ridiculous on their face, but Blade just manages to run them into the ground even more-so. The five vignettes are monotonous and repetitive, the only saving grace being relative brevity, as there is no intercourse to pad the running time, just hand-jobs and blow-jobs.
My favorite segment is with Brooklyn Chase, the appealing big-bust actress who remains comparatively unsung compared to instant big-tit superstars like August Ames or Peta Jensen. She's paired with a strictly-gonzo performer Clover, a white poster child for the casting practice in 21st Century porn whereby just having a huge cock is enough (See also an array of dead-pan Black performers). Supposedly he's frightened of horror films but she's going to service him gently. Jokes about her pretending to bite off his cock, just for laughs, are about as funny as a XXX parody of "Roman Holiday". Now that I name-dropped it, that Peck/Hepburn classic is practically the only film that hasn't been co- opted by pornographers yet.
Finale has a threesome with Brit Shields and Charity Bangs taking on the untalented Flint Dominic.
As with mainstream oilers devoted to erotic massage, there's plenty of tease content, but once one gets used to the screwy "hole in table" format, the program gets really boring. I gave a positive review to Blade's first excursion in this mini-genre, but it's time for him to put a sock in it.
These exercises about girls servicing guys through a hole in the bottom of a table are ridiculous on their face, but Blade just manages to run them into the ground even more-so. The five vignettes are monotonous and repetitive, the only saving grace being relative brevity, as there is no intercourse to pad the running time, just hand-jobs and blow-jobs.
My favorite segment is with Brooklyn Chase, the appealing big-bust actress who remains comparatively unsung compared to instant big-tit superstars like August Ames or Peta Jensen. She's paired with a strictly-gonzo performer Clover, a white poster child for the casting practice in 21st Century porn whereby just having a huge cock is enough (See also an array of dead-pan Black performers). Supposedly he's frightened of horror films but she's going to service him gently. Jokes about her pretending to bite off his cock, just for laughs, are about as funny as a XXX parody of "Roman Holiday". Now that I name-dropped it, that Peck/Hepburn classic is practically the only film that hasn't been co- opted by pornographers yet.
Finale has a threesome with Brit Shields and Charity Bangs taking on the untalented Flint Dominic.
As with mainstream oilers devoted to erotic massage, there's plenty of tease content, but once one gets used to the screwy "hole in table" format, the program gets really boring. I gave a positive review to Blade's first excursion in this mini-genre, but it's time for him to put a sock in it.