NCIS (TV Series)

We Build, We Fight (2015)

Brian Dietzen: Jimmy Palmer

Quotes 

• Abby Sciuto : Breena's fine. Breathe.

  [Jimmy takes a breath] 

  Abby Sciuto : Good. Now hurry up and get to the hospital because Breena is in labor.

  [Jimmy freezes] 

  Timothy McGee : Jimmy, did you hear what she said? She just said Breena's having a baby.

  [Jimmy is still frozen] 

  Timothy McGee : I think you broke him.

  Abby Sciuto : What do we do?

  Jimmy Palmer : [Gibbs slaps the back of Jimmy's head]  Baby go bag. I need my baby go bag. Uh, this is not a drill.

• Abby Sciuto : Breena says don't be angry, but she went to Beltway Burger.

  Jimmy Palmer : No!

• Jimmy Palmer : [DiNozzo hands Jimmy a basket of baby shower gifts]  Thank you, Tony. Let's see, uh, industrial grade earplugs?

  Anthony DiNozzo : Those are going to come in handy. Babies are loud.

  Jimmy Palmer : Bottle of Bordeaux and um, a hundred dollars in cash.

  Timothy McGee : Tony, those are terrible gifts

  Anthony DiNozzo : Never knock the DiNozzo parenting method. I mean, look at how I turned out.

• Timothy McGee : Jimmy, what happened to your hand.

  Jimmy Palmer : Oh, funny story. Did you know that epidurals don't work on 5% of patients? I sure didn't.

  Breena Palmer : I had to improvise on my pain management.

  Timothy McGee : You broke his finger?

  Jimmy Palmer : She sure did. Two actually. It was worth it.