- Admiral Xavier Meade: I'd watch your tone, Agent Gibbs. I don't think Sec Nav would appreciate NCIS treating an admiral like a criminal.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, we already talked to Sec Nav.
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Uh hmm.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How did she phrase it?
- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: Uh, "Nail the son-of-a-bitch."
- Abby Sciuto: Jimmy's gonna be a father. I mean, it's like one day you're just, you're you, and the next day, you're responsible for this living breathing soul.
- Anthony DiNozzo: I hate to interrupt, Abbs, but Hurricane Gibbs is about to make landfall.
- Abby Sciuto: Breena's fine. Breathe.
- [Jimmy takes a breath]
- Abby Sciuto: Good. Now hurry up and get to the hospital because Breena is in labor.
- [Jimmy freezes]
- Timothy McGee: Jimmy, did you hear what she said? She just said Breena's having a baby.
- [Jimmy is still frozen]
- Timothy McGee: I think you broke him.
- Abby Sciuto: What do we do?
- Jimmy Palmer: [Gibbs slaps the back of Jimmy's head] Baby go bag. I need my baby go bag. Uh, this is not a drill.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Let's go for a walk
- Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, I'm all for some midday cardio boss but I just ate and we're in the middle of...
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs to DiNozzo] Not you
- [Gibbs turning to Officer Armstrong]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: you
- Jimmy Palmer: [DiNozzo hands Jimmy a basket of baby shower gifts] Thank you, Tony. Let's see, uh, industrial grade earplugs?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Those are going to come in handy. Babies are loud.
- Jimmy Palmer: Bottle of Bordeaux and um, a hundred dollars in cash.
- Timothy McGee: Tony, those are terrible gifts
- Anthony DiNozzo: Never knock the DiNozzo parenting method. I mean, look at how I turned out.
- Timothy McGee: Jimmy, what happened to your hand.
- Jimmy Palmer: Oh, funny story. Did you know that epidurals don't work on 5% of patients? I sure didn't.
- Breena Palmer: I had to improvise on my pain management.
- Timothy McGee: You broke his finger?
- Jimmy Palmer: She sure did. Two actually. It was worth it.