Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy's in a Love Triangle! (2015)

Ellie Kemper: Kimmy Schmidt

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• Titus Andromedon : How's your little love triangle going?

  Kimmy Schmidt : Nope. Next topic.

  Titus Andromedon : How dare you? For the last three months it's been "What's the Internet? Who's that guy? What's Tilda Swinton?" And I have told you: "Tubes, the president, and no one knows." And now you have something juicy happening...

  Kimmy Schmidt : Look, this is not fun for me. I mean, Logan got into a *fight* with Dong - because Dong likes me?

  Titus Andromedon : Enjoy the attention, woman. The last time I had two men fighting over me, I was a table at a Fire Island arm wrestling match.

• Logan Beekman : Oh, don't you look lovely.

  Kimmy Schmidt : [hugging him]  Aw! You also don't look lovely.

• Xanthippe Voorhees : You bitch.

  Kimmy Schmidt : A female dog? The thing that makes puppies? Nice compliment, Xan.

• Kimmy Schmidt : Stay! Logan is out of the triangle. It's now just a regular biangle.

  Dong Nguyen : You mean a line? We need to work on your geometry, Kimmy.

  Kimmy Schmidt : That's right. We do.

  [they kiss]