Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Is Bad at Math! (2015)
Carol Kane: Lillian Kaushtupper
Quotes
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Lillian Kaushtupper : [entering Titus and Kimmy's apartment] Oof! Do not go in there.
Titus Andromedon : Where? Outside?
Lillian Kaushtupper : You heard me.
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Titus Andromedon : I got treated better as a werewolf than I ever did as a black man. That's messed up.
Lillian Kaushtupper : I'm gonna tell you what's messed up. Our bodega started selling Greek yogurt and bottled water and unexpired meats. Who's that for? They're comin', those white sons of bitches.
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Kimmy Schmidt : Well, Logan is very real. And Dong is a friend.
Lillian Kaushtupper : How dare you. He's not just dong. He's also a mouth and a butt.