Modern Family (TV Series)

The Cold (2014)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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Quotes 

• Luke Dunphy : [Filming Phil doing reaction shots]  Now give me sad. Sadder. Think of me going off to college. Why are you smiling?

  Phil Dunphy : I didn't think you'd get in.

• Claire Dunphy : I'm not getting you sick. This cold stops with me.

  Claire Dunphy : Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?

  Phil Dunphy : You did?

  Luke Dunphy : Appreciate the back rub.

  Luke Dunphy : Not Sure I love being called "Miss Thang."

  Phil Dunphy : No!

• Phil Dunphy : You know what this means? I'm patient zero. What I thought were allergies started the cold that brought the whole family down! No one can ever know about this, not after what happened in Yosemite.

  [cut to interview] 

  Phil Dunphy : The pink-eye apocalypse.

  [back] 

  Phil Dunphy : It took me a whole year to earn back the respect and admiration of my family.

  Luke Dunphy : Well...