Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes to School! (2015)
Ellie Kemper: Kimmy Schmidt
Quotes
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Dong Nguyen : Hello. I am Dong.
Kimmy Schmidt : Hi...
[snickers]
Kimmy Schmidt : ... Dong. I'm Kimmy.
Dong Nguyen : [snickers] In Vietnam "kim-mi" means "penis."
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Kimmy Schmidt : Excuse me, Teach? Are we just going to watch a movie again tomorrow?
Mr. Lefkovitz : Isn't tomorrow Saturday?
Kimmy Schmidt : It's Tuesday.
Mr. Lefkovitz : Dammit.
Kimmy Schmidt : This is important to me. I want to learn real stuff, like why the sky is blue or why tree clams are so delicious. Sorry, on the East Coast you call them "pistachios."
Mr. Lefkovitz : Look, my teaching style may be unconventional, but...
[walks out of room]
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[Kimmy balks at accepting a hug from Titus before her first day of adult education]
Titus Andromedon : Don't be embarrassed of your Titus!
Kimmy Schmidt : What if the other uneducated adults see me?
Titus Andromedon : Fine. I hope someday when you're a gay black man, you have a Kimmy that treats *you* like this.
[Kimmy hugs Titus, then walks away into the school]
Titus Andromedon : [waving] I love you! Don't get lice!
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Kimmy Schmidt : Titus, can you do me a favor tomorrow?
Titus Andromedon : On Martin Luther King's birthday?
Kimmy Schmidt : I'm not falling for that a fourth time, Titus.
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Kimmy Schmidt : Well, I'm not giving up!
[she points to a photo of Arthur Ashe]
Kimmy Schmidt : Did Frederick Douglass give up when people told him, "You'll never invent peanut butter, pal"? I know all of that's wrong. I see now that he's holding a tennis racket.
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[Kimmy arrives for her first day of school in about fifteen years]
Kimmy Schmidt : Well, this is it. I feel like a butterfly bursting from its crystalish and falling from the nest.
Titus Andromedon : Yeah, you need this education.