Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Kisses a Boy! (2015)

Mike Carlsen: Mikey Politano

Quotes 

• Mikey Politano : 'Scuse me, pal? Sorry to bother you, but - well, the last couple of days I've been asking myself some tough questions about how I treat women.

  Titus Andromedon : Interest level exceeded.

• Titus Andromedon : Are you asking me out, you tasty little Bob the Builder?

  Mikey Politano : Yeah. I am.

  [Titus takes off his "Cosby sweater," revealing a T-shirt that says "Baby Slut," and throws the sweater into a trash bin] 

  Titus Andromedon : You can't handle this yet.

  [walks away] 

  Titus Andromedon : Still got it!

  [turns back] 

  Titus Andromedon : Call me in ten years.

  Mikey Politano : [pointing to his construction project]  This is actually supposed to take that long, so...