Milfs vs. Zombies (2015) User Reviews

Cheap zombie flick and it shows

[Nigsley · 3/10 · 19 May 2017]

This is another zombie film whose title promises more than it delivers.

If you like gratuitous female nudity, Gore and crude jokes and don't mind iffy acting, poor editing and a script with some really odd moments (and when I say really odd, I really mean it ) you'll probably love this.

There is a story in here somewhere but half the scenes had no relevance to the plot and seemed to have added simply as excuse to get some extra gore or a bit of nudity.

I can only assume a lot of these issues are down to the film having a micro budget as there were moments when it felt that with a bit more money and time this could have turned out OK.

If there is one redeeming feature for me it was the special effects , although for every good one there was one that made me shake my head in despair.

This was not bad thing though as I found my self fascinated with what could appear next and because of that I managed to sit through the whole film.

Overall if you're excited about watching a film called milfs v zombies and don't care about production values i'm sure you'll love it but otherwise this probably isn't for you.

Amateur zombie comedy

[reverendsteven · 3/10 · 1 April 2019]

If you enjoy amateur comedy, Then this literally has everything to offer! For a 2015 movie it has the lame gore of a 1972 horror you once thought was good.

It only got 1 star because IMDB refuses to add a zero rating

[mhorg2018 · 1/10 · 4 June 2018]

Utter trash. While I will admit that some of the sfx are decent, that doesn't save this pathetic piece of trash. The acting, if it can be called that, is terrible. There is no story. The direction, editing and sound are all horrible. It wasn't even remotely funny. This had to have been done as tax write off, or someone used (foolishly) their tax refund to make it.

Inept and laughable

[Leofwine_draca · 1/10 · 16 April 2017]

MILFS VS. ZOMBIES is a film exactly as it sounds from the cheesy title, but it's lower budgeted than you expect and the plot could have been written on a stamp. A bunch of gun-toting middle-aged women fight back against a zombie horde, which sounds like it could be amusing as a premise, but the action is so ineptly staged and static that the film is a real bore.

There are two brief nude scenes at the film's outset in order to get the viewer's attention but the rest of it is surprisingly tame in that respect. There is a fair bit of gut-ripping gore though, which is handled reasonably well given the budget. Some viewers may be interested by the low-rent 'celebrity' cameos on offer, such as Lloyd Kaufman's.

As Bad as Expected

[Uriah43 · 1/10 · 5 August 2022]

This film essentially begins at the start of a zombie apocalypse with four suburban wives getting together at one of their homes for some drinks. Three of their husbands, on the other hand, have also gotten together but have instead decided to visit the home of a promiscuous woman by the name of "Kalie" (Erica Jones) with only one of them named "Victor" (Patrick Opitz) intent on staying faithful. As far as the fourth husband is concerned, as luck would have it, he has just been released from prison and upon coming home finds the four women having drinks. Needless to say, after 6 months in prison, he and his wife "Stacy" (Jenny Jannetty) have some catching up to do and for that reason they leave the other three ladies in the living room while the two of them go upstairs. Not long afterward, zombies gain entrance into both houses resulting in chaos and confusion for all concerned. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that I honestly didn't expect too much as low-budget films of this nature are a dime-a-dozen. That being said, having now seen it in its entirety, I can now say that it was as bad as I expected. To be sure, this zombie-comedy definitely contained some humor here and there. Unfortunately, what little comedy there was turned out to be the extremely low-brow variety and, quite honestly, not really that funny at all. Now, don't get me wrong--there are some people who really enjoy humor of this sort. But I'm not one of them and I have rated this movie accordingly.

ZOMBIE SQUIRREL!!!!! :=8D

[moocowmoo-581-89188 · 8/10 · 23 October 2018]

Silly, fun, graphic, and outrageous - if you want a zombie flick that has all of this PLUS a zombie merman, a zombie squirrel, AND a leather daddy, then this is a must-see movie! Those wacky folks at Fuzzy Monkey Productions have cooked up a doozy here, and if yer in the right mood it is certainly a lot of fun. Director Brad Twigg is the master of mayhem, and keeps the film moving along at its twisted, ridiculous pace, filled with zombies, buts, gore, and enough sight gags to please everyone. The actors are generally very good, with a few inconsistent performances- but the film is really carried by Rosanna Nelson (Killer Campout, Wrestle Massacre), she is the beating heart and clear-headed brain of the picture, and she is definitely the character to root for. In fact, all the MILFS were very good, especially the always lovely Andrea Marie.

The movie also has some pretty decent special fx for a low budget/micro budget film - besides the wonderful zombie squirrel (who really needs his own movie!), there were some seriously squeamish and cringe-worthy gore scenes, especially the one with sex goddess Ophelia Rain - and if you got yer hooves on the 'special edition' of this movie, you know exactly which scene I mean! I may never forget that one!

The Fuzzy Monkey folks always put out quality product, kids, and its worth checking out each and every title they put out - but MILFS VS Zombies will always be my favorite as it has moore humor and overall zaniness than some of the udders, which is always big fer me.

The MooCow gives it two huge hooves up! :=8D

A Blast From Start To Finish

[shawnblackman · 6/10 · 17 October 2016]

A small community somewhere in the USA are enjoying life like everyone else. Some are having a friendly get together and others are having wild, kinky sex parties in their homes. All this fun comes to an end when a zombie is spotted in the neighbourhood. Before you know it all hell breaks loose with tattooed trailer park zombie moms running rampant. A group of neighbours band together using all means necessary to put an end to the undead outbreak.

This one rocks! When you see the title you probably roll the eyes saying "here we go again another zombie vs. movie" but this one is different. It's actually funny and entertaining as all hell. This horror comedy cast is mostly comprised of independent film giants like James Balsamo(I Spill Your Guts), Chris Seaver(Quest For The Egg Salad) even Lloyd Kaufman of course and Shawn C Philips does his last Coolduder post. George Stover even does a cameo.

The women are awesome giving this film a good nutritional serving of nudity. No expense was spared in the gore as eyeball eating and intestine pulling looked decent not silly but not extreme either like Olaf Ittenbach would do. The film even has one hour 45 minute run time which seems short because the action and laughs never let up. Even if you're sick of zombie films you'll love this one.

I haven't seen anything else yet by the director Brad Twigg but you can bet I'll watch it. Keep supporting independent. Cheers. 6/10.

CLINT HOWARD IN LEPRECHAUN

[nogodnomasters · 9/10 · 8 April 2019]

This is a low budget Troma style film. During a zombie apocalypse, apparently biblical in nature, or not, the production focuses on 4 women but hardly exclusively. The film had numerous side bars which didn't tie-in to the main plot, but were there just to add to the campy nature of the film. About everything about this film was bad. The acting was bad and in one scene even the other actresses were snickering. There are several references to zombie films and other "B" movies including names such as "Sam Ritter" and "Clint Howard." In depth knowledge of Clint Howard films is not necessary but knowing his physical appearance might aide in a laugh or two.

There is a non-nude cat fight (why bother?) while the rest of the film is full of nudity, including full frontal and Troma style fake male organs. There is a zombie rape scene with one such organ and an ensuing scene that borders on porn.

There is a subplot inside of a suburban party house with odd kinky characters. The language and metaphors are very adult oriented. Zombies are described as "aggressive speed walking" with Romero's walkers being rated as best and fast moving zombies are for...

Death metal is the preferred sound track.

F-bomb, sex, rape, nudity (Jenny Jannetty, Rita Christine, Candra White, Katie Host, Nicol Shepherd, Ophelia Rain, Eden Vivienne)

Really enjoyable

[warehousereviews · 7/10 · 16 October 2020]

What a hilarious movie!! The gore, the norks, the great cult references scattered through out it, the over the top acting.. Would of been a solid 8 or 9 if it wasn't for the one disturbing, unnecessary rape scene.. Really enjoyable though wish we could of found a better version to watch. The movie had so many great kills.. the eyeball ripping was a nice touch, and a freaking squirrel got a kill! even a Merman summoned by Cap'n Sparrow got a kill.. like come on if that isn't balls to the wall entertainment I don't know what is.

Would definitely recommend to a friend.