Quotes
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Selina Meyer : So what, I had a horse as a kid, who didn't?
Gary Walsh : Hmmm...
Selina Meyer : I mean, have a pet, is what I meant.
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Selina Meyer : You want me to be some sorta party puppet? You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth?
Andrew Doyle : Yes please!
Selina Meyer : [to her staff] And what were you bobbleheads doing while I was just getting earf... ked by father time?
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Kent Davison : Uh, ma'am, I spoke to Senator Doyle earlier, and he offered his input on configuration of guests.
Selina Meyer : Doyle? You're kidding me. I'd rather get advice from a fuckin' ouija board.
