(2023 Video)

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Stupid bait & switch fantasy
lor_5 September 2023
This four-scene Brazzers feature begins with a quite lightweight vignette starring Kayley Gunner, but featuring in NonSex roles the acting talents of Lauren Phillips and Kyler Quinn. Lauren appears in all four segments as the Fairy Bimbo (obviously meant to be a godmother of fairy tales). Falling back on typical porn ignoring social/moral sensibilities, the show's recurring theme is an unsubtle form of body shaming. Basically, Phillips' mantra of "bring out your inner sl*t" first has cute/petite Quinn magically turned into busty porn-star-look Gunner so as to get her some sex, via lewd boutique store clerk Van Wylde humping her on the premises.

Quinn's stepmom (an uncredited extra, as usual for Brazzers which ignores any performer on screen unless they have sex) catches Gunner in the act and faints -but this is simply a recurring error by the filmmakers, as the fantasy substitute doesn't change back into the original, similar to the visual mistake made throughout Warren Beatty's "Heaven Can Wait" that annoyed me no end 45 years ago.

Part Two is all about redheads. Madi Collins is the cute little gamer, communicating while playing with fellow gamer Xander Corvus, who after some tame phone sex would like a meet-up. Enter the Fairy Bimbo Lauren Phillips, who has lesbian sex with Mady and then magically converts her into vastly contrasting Abigaiil Morris, a gonzo performer known for her big fake tits and an even bigger fake butt.

Then, Lauren takes a vibrator that she used on Madi and converts it into a fantasy version of the fellow gamer Corvus, who humps Abigaiil. This is pointless sex filler that stupidly implies that Mady should want to trade in her natural beauty for, apologies to AM, the fakeness of Morris. This not-quaint notion doesn't even match reality, in that nowadays a petite, fresh and natural looking girl is more likely to succeed and make her mark in porn than some retread of the ultra-fake 1990s silicone look.

Poor casting here plagues "American Bimbo" vignettes 3 & 4. Summer Col wears glasses (without lenses) to play a businesswoman, who is converted from her petite, timid form to a bombastic fellow Latina form -Luna Star, by Fairy Bimbo Lauren Phillips.

Like so much of porn, especially that offered by popular but low-brow labels like Brazzers, it's insulting. Casting Luna as the "new improved" version of Summer is ridiculous -based solely on Summer being from Colombia and Luna from Cuba. Summer is obviously too young for her role here.

Luna is paired with uppity employee Alex Jones for standard sex in the office. Summer is written out of the script.

Final of four vignettes making up "American Bimbo" dares to buck tradition and cast a 4 ft. 8 inch tall acturess, Hale Spades, who still looks underage, as a stepmother. And the stepson, Qunton James, is 11 years older than her. And Brazzers forgot to give her a credit for her work!

She's married to an uncredited schlub, a typical NonActor as cuckold. The scene has Fairy Bimbo turning the petite MILF into voluptuous and much older actress London River who seduces stepson and his friend from college Alex Mack for a threesome including a fan-pleasing double penetration.

The oddest thing about these four vignettes, presented as a feature film on DVD after appearing individually on Brazzers' website, is Phillips using magic to turn each actress into a big-bust "ideal" older actress is that each girl also finds a Slut Gloss lipstick as a pointless additional gimmick.
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