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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next.
Cheryl Tunt : Ugh! Like the infamous luau incident?
Sterling Archer : Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?
Cheryl Tunt : Once would be nice!
Sterling Archer : Um, no.
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Rodney : One RPG-7 launcher and two grenade as per the note from your mother.
Sterling Archer : Thank you... sorry, what was your name again?
Rodney : Rodney.
Sterling Archer : Thank you... asshole.
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Sterling Archer : The El Camino is not a car...
Ray Gillette : Truck, whatever!
Sterling Archer : ... nor is it a truck, it's a...
Lana Kane : ... vehicular hermaphrodite?
Sterling Archer : Shut up!
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Sterling Archer : Ray's gonna be a cyborg over my dead body! Or preferably his, but somebody's!
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Ron Cadillac : And call me if you ever want to test drive the new Coupe De Ville.
Sterling Archer : Well, actually, I just got a new El Camino, so...
Ron Cadillac : Oh, so you're all set. That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawn mowers.
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Sterling Archer : I gotta go stop him.
Lana Kane : Stop who?
Sterling Archer : WHOM!
Lana Kane : Archer!
Sterling Archer : Kreiger! He's making a gay terminator!
Lana Kane : Aaannnd, yep. Officially confused.
Cyril Figgis : Yeah, I mean, did he mean a Terminator of gays? Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic, I don't think, so he must have meant... well, no, aren't Terminators asexual?
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Sterling Archer : Oh my God! The thermostat's become sentient! That's how Maximum Overdrive started!
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Sterling Archer : [to Cyril, in Arnold Schwarzenegger accent] Your clothes. Give them to me.
Cyril Figgis : Aah!
Sterling Archer : Haha, I'm kidding - obviously. I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest!