- Sterling Archer: I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next.
- Cheryl Tunt: Ugh! Like the infamous luau incident?
- Sterling Archer: Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?
- Cheryl Tunt: Once would be nice!
- Sterling Archer: Um, no.
- Rodney: One RPG-7 launcher and two grenade as per the note from your mother.
- Sterling Archer: Thank you... sorry, what was your name again?
- Rodney: Rodney.
- Sterling Archer: Thank you... asshole.
- Sterling Archer: The El Camino is not a car...
- Ray Gillette: Truck, whatever!
- Sterling Archer: ... nor is it a truck, it's a...
- Lana Kane: ... vehicular hermaphrodite?
- Sterling Archer: Shut up!
- Doctor Krieger: And so a small power unit goes here on your... spiney... thing, which sends electical impulses to your muscles and ligaments and... stuff, which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton, replacing your current, uh, leg... bones.
- Ray Gillette: I have to say, it kind of worries me that you don't know the names of the actual bones.
- Ron Cadillac: And call me if you ever want to test drive the new Coupe De Ville.
- Sterling Archer: Well, actually, I just got a new El Camino, so...
- Ron Cadillac: Oh, so you're all set. That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawn mowers.
- Sterling Archer: I gotta go stop him.
- Lana Kane: Stop who?
- Sterling Archer: WHOM!
- Lana Kane: Archer!
- Sterling Archer: Kreiger! He's making a gay terminator!
- Lana Kane: Aaannnd, yep. Officially confused.
- Cyril Figgis: Yeah, I mean, did he mean a Terminator of gays? Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic, I don't think, so he must have meant... well, no, aren't Terminators asexual?
- Sterling Archer: [to Cyril, in Arnold Schwarzenegger accent] Your clothes. Give them to me.
- Cyril Figgis: Aah!
- Sterling Archer: Haha, I'm kidding - obviously. I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest!
- Lana Kane: That crazy son of a... Come on!
- Cyril Figgis: Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?
- Lana Kane: Uh, because I'm not a giant pussy.
- Cyril Figgis: Although, somehow, incredibly single.
- Lana Kane: What? I go on... tons of dates!
- Cyril Figgis: With who?
- Lana Kane: Men. Men models. Men who model.