Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Thank You for the Intercourse (2011)

Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt

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• Alan Harper : Let me just get Charlie's personal stuff out of here. Oh, here is some of his unfinished music. Um... panties. Panties... Panties... Waterpipe... Oh, vibrator.

  Walden Schmidt : So we're talking songs, thongs, bongs and chauns.

  Alan Harper : If he had an autobiography, that would be the title.

• Jake Harper : I think we have a problem.

  Walden Schmidt : Your father?

  Jake Harper : Yeah. He's acting like my uncle Charlie. He's even dressing like my uncle Charlie. The only thing left of my dad is his cheapness.

• Walden Schmidt : [about the bartender]  She's nice.

  Alan Harper : To you, sure. You're living in the world of nice.

  Walden Schmidt : That's because I'm nice to people and they're nice back to me.

  Alan Harper : No, it's because you're tall, rich and good looking.

  Walden Schmidt : And nice!

• Walden Schmidt : Hey, you remember that shrink you sent me to? Maybe you should go see her.

  Alan Harper : What for? I'm fine.

  Walden Schmidt : What's your name?

  Alan Harper : Charlie Harper.

  Walden Schmidt : You're not fine.