All Episodes of Two and a Half Men (2003-2015)
My average rating of Season 01: 5,88 [4-8]
My average rating of Season 02: 5,75 [4-7]
My average rating of Season 03: 5,75 [5-7]
My average rating of Season 04: 5,50 [4-7]
My average rating of Season 05: 5,47 [5-7]
My average rating of Season 06: 5,63 [4-8]
My average rating of Season 07: 5,54 [5-8]
My average rating of Season 08: 5,69 [4-7]
My average rating of Season 09: 5,92 [5-8]
My average rating of Season 10: 5,54 [5-6]
My average rating of Season 11: 5,45 [5-7]
My average rating of Season 12: 5,33 [4-6]
My average rating all episodes: 5,63
Lowest rated episode: 4, Highest rated episode: 8
My average rating of Season 02: 5,75 [4-7]
My average rating of Season 03: 5,75 [5-7]
My average rating of Season 04: 5,50 [4-7]
My average rating of Season 05: 5,47 [5-7]
My average rating of Season 06: 5,63 [4-8]
My average rating of Season 07: 5,54 [5-8]
My average rating of Season 08: 5,69 [4-7]
My average rating of Season 09: 5,92 [5-8]
My average rating of Season 10: 5,54 [5-6]
My average rating of Season 11: 5,45 [5-7]
My average rating of Season 12: 5,33 [4-6]
My average rating all episodes: 5,63
Lowest rated episode: 4, Highest rated episode: 8
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- 2003–201522m8.1 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorJames BurrowsStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan must move in with his brother Charlie.S01E00
- DirectorJames BurrowsStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the presence of his 10-year-old nephew Jake.S01E01
- DirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, and when some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie must learn how to discipline his nephew.S01E02
- 2003–201522mTV-147.7 (1.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.S01E03
- 2003–201522mTV-147.9 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAs Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner, tries to convince her to come back; Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.S01E04
- 2003–201519mTV-147.8 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.S01E05
- 2003–201521mTV-147.5 (1.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.S01E06
- 2003–201522mTV-148.3 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself.S01E07
- 2003–201519mTV-147.8 (1.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorChuck LorreStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blindsided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents might never happen.S01E08
- DirectorAndy AckermanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.S01E09
- DirectorJay SandrichStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesThanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.S01E10
- 2003–201520mTV-147.6 (1.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRobert BerlingerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesSeeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.S01E11
- 2003–201521mTV-148.6 (2.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorRobert BerlingerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesBerta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for the men.S01E12
- DirectorRobert BerlingerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters.S01E13
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.S01E14
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.S01E15
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesNow that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter Joanie, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists that they must stay. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8-year-old's "romantic" attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him that he's just falling for his "damsel in distress", then warns her not to hurt his kid brother.S01E16
- 2003–201520mTV-147.9 (1.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie is offended when Alan chooses their married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians.S01E17
- 2003–201521mTV-148.4 (1.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: she had an operation and is now called "Bill." Before Charlie can adapt, Evelyn meets and starts dating Bill.S01E18
- 2003–201519mTV-148.1 (1.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorGail MancusoStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJudith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.S01E19
- 2003–201521mTV-147.5 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.S01E20
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.S01E21
- 2003–201521mTV-147.8 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorGail MancusoStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it and how to deal with it. He asks for help from their mother Evelyn and Jake's psychologist, Dr. Linda Freeman.S01E22
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesWhen Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from her and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.S01E23
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one).S01E24
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.S02E01
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.S02E02
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.S02E03
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.S02E04
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.S02E05
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now-infuriated brother.S02E06
- 2003–201522mTV-147.3 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesEvelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.S02E07
- 2003–201522mTV-148.0 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.S02E08
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.S02E09
- 2003–201521mTV-147.9 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.S02E10
- 2003–201522mTV-148.0 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.S02E11
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAn old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.S02E12
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesTensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.S02E13
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesEvelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.S02E14
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.S02E15
- 2003–201522mTV-148.2 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesIt's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.S02E16
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesBerta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter goes horribly wrong.S02E17
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?S02E18
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesA freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.S02E19
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorAsaad KeladaStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesRose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.S02E20
- 2003–201521mTV-147.8 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.S02E21
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.S02E22
- 2003–201521mTV-148.7 (1.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorJ.D. LobueStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit.S02E23
- 2003–201521mTV-148.3 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorPamela FrymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.S02E24
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.S03E01
- 2003–201522mTV-148.1 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan must lobby Jake's principal to keep him from getting expelled, leaving Charlie to manage the chiropractic office for the day.S03E02
- 2003–201522mTV-147.7 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.S03E03
- 2003–201522mTV-147.7 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.S03E04
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.S03E05
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.S03E06
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.S03E07
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.S03E08
- 2003–201522mTV-148.0 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorAsaad KeladaStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.S03E09
- 2003–201522mTV-147.5 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie.S03E10
- 2003–201522mTV-148.3 (1.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed by her craziness.S03E11
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.S03E12
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRob SchillerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.S03E13
- 2003–201522mTV-148.2 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAs Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.S03E14
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesForced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.S03E15
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.S03E16
- 2003–201522mTV-147.5 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie is nominated for an award, but he knows his rival Archie will win, as usual, so he doesn't want to attend it. Rose asks Charlie to help her with her boyfriend Gordon.S03E17
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.S03E18
- 2003–201522mTV-147.9 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. Alan wants to try her as secretary, but Charlie doesn't think she's smart enough for that.S03E19
- 2003–201522mTV-148.3 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's mom Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub.S03E20
- DirectorJerry ZaksStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.S03E21
- 2003–201522mTV-147.9 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorLee AronsohnStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ...S03E22
- DirectorJames WiddoesStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesMia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.S03E23
- 2003–201522mTV-148.1 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorJames WiddoesStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.S03E24
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesKandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.S04E01
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.S04E02
- 2003–201522mTV-147.5 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesIn the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.S04E03
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.S04E04
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesWhen Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.S04E05
- 2003–201521mTV-148.3 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.S04E06
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter; Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.S04E07
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.S04E08
- 2003–201522mTV-147.7 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.S04E09
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo.S04E10
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.S04E11
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorJames WiddoesStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response.S04E12
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesRepressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.S04E13
- 2003–201522mTV-147.7 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.S04E14
- DirectorJames WiddoesStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.S04E15
- 2003–201522mTV-147.7 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.S04E16
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAfter Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend her funeral, she replaces them with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous.S04E17
- 2003–201522mTV-147.6 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.S04E18
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.S04E19
- 2003–201522mTV-148.2 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry ZaksStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAlan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.S04E20
- 2003–201522mTV-147.8 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry ZaksStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesEveryone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.S04E21
- DirectorJon CryerStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesWhen Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.S04E22
- 2003–201522mTV-148.0 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorLee AronsohnStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.S04E23
- DirectorTed WassStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesIn an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.S04E24
- 2003–201521mTV-147.9 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorTed WassStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesJake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.S05E01
- DirectorTed WassStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.S05E02
- DirectorTed WassStarsCharlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesCharlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.S05E03