Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (2011)

Macey Cruthird: Megan

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Quotes 

• Jake Harper : I bet you shower every day.

  Megan : Jake, we're supposed to be studying for the chemistry midterm.

  Jake Harper : I'd rather study our chemistry.

  Megan : Lame.

  Jake Harper : Really? I thought it was a double entendre.

  Walden Schmidt : [coming in]  Hey, guys! What are you studying?

  Jake Harper : Chemistry.

  Walden Schmidt : Cool. Looks like you two have a little... chemistry.

  Megan : [giggles]  That's so clever!

• Jake Harper : You know, if he hooks up with you, he goes to jail.

  Megan : I'd wait for him.