Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Torpedo (2011)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Tina : Mr. Fischoeder owns the team?

  Bob : And the park and all of Wonder Wharf.

  Louise : I'm gonna marry that man.

  Bob : No, you're not.

  Louise : I wanna be rich!

• Louise : You're defending your title. Are you sure you're up to it?

  Gene : Why don't you ask my diarrhea?

• Tina : I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball.

  Louise : That's how they communicate, Tina. It's like Braille, but with butts.

  Gene : Read my butt!

• Louise : I think I speak for everyone my age when I ask, "What's a Torpedo Jones?"

  Bob : What's a Torpedo Jones? He was only the...

  Gene : We don't care!

  Bob : Gene, will you let me finish? Nobody could pitch like...

  Gene : This is the very thing I was trying to prevent.