- Mr. Fischoeder: People go to baseball games for the same reason people go to the amusement park: To be entertained! Do people care if the games are rigged? No!
- Bob: Wait, the games are rigged?
- Mr. Fischoeder: Yes!
- Torpedo: Little bit of advise, Bob. If you want a role model, choose an old guy. By the time you're grown up they're dead.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Oh, my Wonder Dog is hanging out.
- Bob: Yes. Yes it is.
- Mr. Fischoeder: I got so caught up in the conversation that I forgot to zip.
- Bob: I didn't want to say anything.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Why not? Compliments are welcome. Where was I?
- Bob: You were saying the games were rigged.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Yes. The games are all rigged.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Roller coasters come and go. But Bobs are once in a lifetime. I admire you.
- Bob: You do?
- Mr. Fischoeder: You remind me of my father. He was honest and he worked hard. You an immigrant, Bob?
- Bob: No.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Just swarthy?
- Bob: I guess.
- Bob: Um, well, what if you found out that someone you knew was doing something sort of bad, and you were helping them do that sort of thing...
- Mr. Fischoeder: Is it me? Is it abortions?
- Bob: Wait, what?
- Mr. Fischoeder: Uh, what were you saying?