Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Torpedo (2011)
Kevin Kline: Mr. Fischoeder
Quotes
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Mr. Fischoeder : People go to baseball games for the same reason people go to the amusement park: To be entertained! Do people care if the games are rigged? No!
Bob : Wait, the games are rigged?
Mr. Fischoeder : Yes!
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Bob : You don't hold your... when you pee.
Mr. Fischoeder : Why? It's not going anywhere.
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Mr. Fischoeder : Oh, my Wonder Dog is hanging out.
Bob : Yes. Yes it is.
Mr. Fischoeder : I got so caught up in the conversation that I forgot to zip.
Bob : I didn't want to say anything.
Mr. Fischoeder : Why not? Compliments are welcome. Where was I?
Bob : You were saying the games were rigged.
Mr. Fischoeder : Yes. The games are all rigged.
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Mr. Fischoeder : Roller coasters come and go. But Bobs are once in a lifetime. I admire you.
Bob : You do?
Mr. Fischoeder : You remind me of my father. He was honest and he worked hard. You an immigrant, Bob?
Bob : No.
Mr. Fischoeder : Just swarthy?
Bob : I guess.
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Bob : Um, well, what if you found out that someone you knew was doing something sort of bad, and you were helping them do that sort of thing...
Mr. Fischoeder : Is it me? Is it abortions?
Bob : Wait, what?
Mr. Fischoeder : Uh, what were you saying?