Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

That Darn Priest (2011)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

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Quotes 

• Berta : Just brought your clean towels.

  Alan Harper : What about my washcloths?

  Berta : I threw those away.

  Alan Harper : Why?

  Berta : Do you really have to ask?

• Berta : I need my money back.

  Alan Harper : Why?

  Berta : Just found out two of my teenage granddaughters are pregnant.

  Alan Harper : At the same time?

  Berta : By the same guy!

• Alan Harper : Here is your $10,000. Hope it works out with your granddaughters.

  Berta : They're 15 years old and pregnant. What should I look forward to? The next season of Teen Mom?