NCIS (TV Series)
Ships in the Night (2011)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Ziva appears to be sleeping. DiNozzo throws his pen at her, she catches it] That's crazy! Did you catch that in your sleep? Do you use SONAR?
Ziva David : That's why it is called a "bat nap."
[Ziva throws the pen back at DiNozzo]
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Ziva David : What are you doing?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Tallying my overtime.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Entering] Oh, you've got a more coming, Skippy. Grab your gear.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Got another all nighter?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You can sleep when you're dead.
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Devin Lodge : Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I thought you just said I had an alibi. Why are you arresting me?
Ziva David : For having sex with a minor.
Devin Lodge : Ooo. She told me she was 18?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's what Fatty Arbuckle said.
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CGIS S.A. Abigail Borin : [about the dead Marine] He seemed like a nice guy. Guess it's true what they say, all the good ones are taken.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Or dead.
CGIS S.A. Abigail Borin : Well, that's what I meant, you know, "taken." He's not really my type, anyway.
Ziva David : What, rich and famous?
CGIS S.A. Abigail Borin : Well, that never hurts.
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Devin Lodge : So, what are you doing next week?
Ziva David : Testifying at your preliminary hearing.
Devin Lodge : Oh, that doesn't sound fun.
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Ziva David : Even though NCIS employees are salaried, any scheduled overtime hours must be compensated monetarily or with time off.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, I was actually told that they prefer us to take the time off.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well no one told me. They just send me the money.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What are you complaining about?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't need more money. I need more time. Just think of all the women I could have dated.
Ziva David : I would rather not.