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- Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking (12)
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Certification
Sex & Nudity
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- At a party, A talking teddy bear (Ted) draws a picture of Garfield the cat on a topless woman's bare breasts on a with a marker; we see the woman's bare breasts and the teddy bear makes a remark about the breasts looking like a cartoon character's face.
- At a grocery store, Ted makes a thrusting motion in front of the check out as a joke
- A man's bare buttocks are seen.
- Many passionate kisses.
- While taking a photo, Ted puts his hand on a woman's clothed breast.
- A couple is kissing in bed but Ted runs in and interrupts it because he is scared of the thunder
- Right after drawing the Garfield design on a woman's chest, someone comments: "They look like a bunch of tits."
- Ted imitates oral sex on a candy bar and squirts lotion on his face to look like ejaculation.
- Ted simulates sexual positions with products in a market, breast nudity and other sexual references. Nothing too explicit, but still suggestive. Throughout the movie we hear a man and talking teddy bear make multiple crude remarks about gay people, including referring to a man as being a gay and a talking teddy bear telling the man that another man is "making out" with a man on a sofa. A talking teddy bear makes a joke that he is having dinner with gays because they were eating turkey burgers.
- A man and a woman kiss passionately, with the man wrapping his arms around the woman. A man and a woman kiss. Two men kiss.
- A talking teddy bear grabs a young woman's breasts (through her shirt) as he poses for a picture with her. As a woman watches, a talking teddy bear makes a series of sexual gestures: The bear thrusts his hips sexually against a counter, he then implies oral sex by provocatively eating a candy bar and then crudely implies having a man climax on the bear's face by squirting lotion on his face and in his eye (the woman acts disgusted).
- Four women that appear to be prostitutes surround a talking teddy bear; they are wearing tight, cleavage-exposing dresses and the talking teddy bear makes a remark that the women are "working girls."
- Moderate crude sexual references, content, and humor.
- Crude humor and sexual comments.
Violence & Gore
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- In a hotel scene, Johnny and Ted get into a fight.
- During the party scene, a man gets stabbed in the hand and some characters also get into a fight.
- John punches a bratty kid in the face and knocks him out. But the kid turns out fine. Obviously played for laughs.
- A Male news reporter slaps a Female news reporter on the back of the head
- Johnny gets crushed by a television in one scene.
- At the beginning of the film a group of boys beat up another who is shown with a nosebleed.
- A boy tortures a talking teddy bear, ripping off the bear's ear and causing the bear to scream in pain; we later see the bear staple his ear back together. A duck attacks a talking teddy bear, repeatedly pecking at the teddy bear's eyes as the teddy bear shouts and throws the duck off him. A talking teddy bear accidentally nails a nail into its hand and it hangs from the nail, but is unharmed.
- A man punches through a wall, and another man on the other side of the wall sticks his arm with a knife in his hand though the hole; the man from the other side of the wall walks into the room and shouts at several people, two men begin to wrestle and one man throws another man against a wall.
- We see a man with a black eye and cuts on his face, and he tells another man that he had been extremely intoxicated and texted someone to come "beat him up"; the man makes a crude remark about the other man being gay.
- A talking teddy bear is startled when a man appears in a dark hallway. A boy is startled by a talking teddy bear. A boy is startled by a bolt of thunder. A man is scared by a clap of thunder.
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We briefly see a photograph of a boy and a talking teddy bear holding guns as part of a costume.
Profanity
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- 1 use of "c**t."
- 90% of the language is said by the two main characters, Ted and John.
- 1 use of "cocksucker" by mark Wahlberg but it's hard to hear and easy to miss.
- Ted uses very severe language. Most of the swearing is used by the protagonists (especially John and Ted).
- 1 use of "snob."
- 1 derogatory slur for disabled people.
- The middle finger gesture is used.
- Lots of severe profanities, and many moderate language throughout.
- Language is constant, strong, and extremely vulgar. Mild profanities, such as "hell", "bastard", "crap" and "ass". Strongly language like "bitch/son of a bitch", "goddamn", "dick", "asshole", "prick" "pussy" "tits", "cock", "whore", "douche/douchebag", "retard", "shit", and "fuck/motherfucker". There are also many racial and ethnic slurs, as well as extremely crude and off-color jokes about topics like rape. Family Guy level language.
- 132 total of swear words in film.
- 55 uses of "fuck" (one said by a child in the Unrated Version). Other profanities also used include 47 "shit", 22 "ass," "asshole", "pussy," "tits," "cock", "son of a bitch," "bastard," "prick", "dick", 2 "goddamn," and "whore". It is implied that a child has been abused by his father for saying a bad word.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
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- A man and a talking teddy bear also drink and get drunk a lot.
- There are about 5 scenes of drug use and the bongs are cgi so its not that bad
- The first half of the movie has several scenes with the two main characters doing weed as a natural part of every day, and it's realistic enough to teach watchers how it's done. No scenes include heavy drugs though.
- Alochol, Bongs, Marjuina, Pot, Weed, Cocaine,
- TED(DRUG USE:8/10) A few scenes of illegal drugs and an implied use of cocaine. Drinking in a party.
- On a couple occasions we see a talking teddy bear and a man smoking marijuana from water pipes and cigars. There is much more drug use in Ted 2
- We see a man hold up a baggie of what is implied to be marijuana in order to bribe a talking teddy bear.
- We hear people discussing drugs throughout the movie.
- Two men and a talking teddy bear discuss using cocaine.
- We see two men and a talking teddy bear walk out of a room and the teddy bear has white powder (presumably cocaine) on his snout and acts erratically.
- A talking teddy bear tells another man that he is going to talk to a drug dealer about the quality of his drugs.
- People are seen drinking beer and liquor at a party.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
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- In the Unrated version, Ted sees a graveyard of teddy bears and gets scared. (Not present in the Rated R version.)
- Ted pretends to be mentally impared after coming back to life and uses the "r word" which may be offensive to some.
- 16+ Strong Lanuage, Alochol and Drug Misuse, Moderate Sex References and Smoking Use.
- The main character and teddy bear get into a fiery argument and a fight in one scene.
- Adult film (18-21+)
Spoilers
Sex & Nudity
- In the Unrated version, Ted and Tami have intercourse. Moaning is heard and you can see the movement. There is no nudity and the scene lasts 5 seconds
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
- Ted and Johnny like to smoke Marjuana which is a drug
- At one scene Ted and Johnny snort Cocaine off scene with Flash Gordon but they get loads of energy
- Ted and John are seen smoking Marjiuana from bongs throughout the movie and when they go to a party with Flash Gordan he takes them into another room where they snorted Cocaine (offscreen)
Frightening & Intense Scenes
- There are some dramatic scenes toward the end of the film involving Ted's death. He is later brought back to life.
