Ted (2012) Poster

(2012)

Bill Smitrovich: Frank

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  • Ted : [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning]  Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!

    Frank : You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

    Ted : I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

    Frank : That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

    Ted : You got a lot of problems, don't ya?

  • Frank : You think you got what it takes?

    Ted : I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

    Frank : Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.

    Ted : That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.

    Frank : You're hired.

    Ted : Shit.

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