Ted (2012)

Bill Smitrovich: Frank

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• Ted : [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning]  Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!

  Frank : You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

  Ted : I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

  Frank : That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

  Ted : You got a lot of problems, don't ya?

• Frank : You think you got what it takes?

  Ted : I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

  Frank : Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.

  Ted : That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.

  Frank : You're hired.

  Ted : Shit.