Sister Krampus (2021) User Reviews

Polonia mediocrity

[milkhole213 · 3/10 · 9 December 2021]

Sister Krampus starts out well enough with All-lied war criminals discussing their off-screen rape of an Austrian nun. These scum are American and not Soviets as you'd expect. Either way they'd have made Ehrenberg proud. They all wear mismatched uniforms that don't fit very well. Pretty soon they are dispatched somewhat gorily by a demon. There's a decapitation and a face and neck ripping both of which are pretty weak. Unfortunately this is about all the gore we'll see in this under 80 minutes movie. We then get two unattractive sisters in modern day Austria who end up staying in a house near the nunnery where the atrocity was commited. Strange things start to occur and it's up to them and the woman they are staying with to stop the evil. We are also treated to an extended version of the scene with the soliders from the beginning. For some reason Krampus and the sister's demonic spirit have joined forces. There's also a zombie helper who was one of the soldiers from the beginning. He has a cheap but gruesome looking mask on being about the only "gory" stuff outside of the opening. The final battle is very underwhelming. The movie has a goofy and happy ending. After the opening I thought this would be a cheap but gory horror with Sister Krampus ripping lots of people apart. Instead it was bogged down by lots of dialogue and what action happened later on was uninteresting. The horror wasn't scary or really very interesting. There's a few familiar Polonia faces here which was nice but the film just never really went anywhere. It's at least much better than Alien Surveillance and Dune World.

Hmmm where to start

[mlhare · 2/10 · 19 December 2023]

I cant think of 1 redeeming quality. The acting would have been done better by high school students. There is no scenery. Although the sisters look like they are in their 40's they act like annoying teenagers. The main event to keep me watching was for them to get hacked up. Because it was so bad every little thing bothered me. The sister asks for milk which is conviniently already in a glass under counter? She couldnt even get milk from fridge lol. Then really sick sister eating soup and other sister tastes soup with same spoon. Who does that!? If my sister is sick i'm not eating of her spoon.