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Quotes
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Effy Stonem : Katie!
Katie : What are you doing here?
Effy Stonem : Have a drink with us.
Katie : Is that a joke?
Effy Stonem : Katie I...
Katie : You haven't changed, I can see straight through you.
Effy Stonem : Likewise. You ever gonna let that smile falter?
Katie : Only when yours does.
Candy : Sweetheart I've run out of fags, you'll need to run along and go get some more.
Katie : One, I'm not your fucking maid. Two, I don't work for you, so you'll have to run along and get your own fags sweetheart.
[Candy pushes Katie into Freddie's lap]
Candy : Swallow or spit, girlfriend?
[Katie follows Candy and trips her]
Candy : Who the fuck do you think you are?
[Katie punches Candy in the face]
Katie : I'm Katie Fucking Fitch, who the fuck are you?
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James Fitch : I hate KFC.
Katie : What?
James Fitch : Elliott Evans' parents got divorced, and his dad spent every night in KFC. Then he met this woman, and she had a huge problem, so he tried to help her, and her friend got really angry, and he ended up with only one kneecap. And now, his mom's doing pornos, and his dad's a junkie, and he never sees them, except on the internet, and then he has to pay for it, I mean, how unfair is that?
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Katie : Why are you being nice to me?
Effy Stonem : Life's too short.
Katie : You are such a fucking cliché.
[sighs]
Katie : So, what's it like?
Effy Stonem : What's what like?
Katie : Love.
Effy Stonem : Great, really lovely.
Katie : That sounded convincing.
Effy Stonem : It's fine. Nothing's ever perfect. You know?
Katie : I thought it could be. I wanted the perfect boyfriend, perfect marriage, perfect everything.
Effy Stonem : What's changed?
Katie : Me. I don't know who I am anymore.
Effy Stonem : I thought you were Katie fucking Fitch.
