Porn Shoot Massacre (2009 Video) User Reviews

Feeble

[alistairc_2000 · 2/10 · 22 August 2013]

This is a soft core porn movie that hopes to combine horror and nudity. It fails on both counts. I knew this was going to be a stinker when the credits came up. This young lady soaps herself. We get three minutes of that before she meets her end. I thought yeah that is going to be all you get. Then we (the viewers) are treated to this happening over and over again. All the violence is off camera.

After a bit we get the twist in the tale which was borrowed from Last house on dead end st.

The soft core nudity would have been novel in the sixties and seventies but now it is old hat.

The acting is very poor and wooden.

The reason this gets 2 out of 10 is the sound track is very good.

Wow this got released? I watched it on Love film.

No parents guide needed

[armadilla17 · 3/10 · 3 June 2019]

Is there nudity yes plenty ,full frontal, lots of boobs. Is it Oscar material no, not remotely but your not watching this for any other reason other than the title and take it for what it is pure TNA

$100K budget Just Doesn't Go Very Far!

[hammerheadcases · 2/10 · 27 May 2022]

Low, low, low budget horror movie where even the actresses all used stage names so as not to be associated with this mess. Tired horror trope, big breasted women screaming at the top of their lungs when confronted by a masked, Jason like, killer. No real surprises, no creative kills and the make-up and SFX were beyond weak. The only redeeming value is an appearance by Kasey Poteet, Aka, Kasey Kroft, AKA Diana Prince, AKA Darcy The Mail Girl. Also, I recognized a familiar face from a woman using the stage name Cassandra St. James, who I photographed year's ago when she was just starting out as a model in the biz.

Excellent

[tropicano-794-504362 · 8/10 · 20 July 2010]

With a title like that, the movie couldn't have been better.

Complete B-movie style, with the ridiculous dialog, no-budget filming, and the sound effects are superb (B-style). Even voice sometimes goes to only one of your speakers - there's stereo for you !

Lots of young women skin too - for as long as it stays on ..

The psychological development of the characters as the story unfolds is near zero, as most of them appear sequentially in the movie, and are massacred before the next comes in. Even the porn shoot staff itself is not immune to this. At the end of the movie, nothing is left uncertain yet nothing remains unclear.

Highly recommended for cult movie lovers.

Decent enough if problematic slasher

[kannibalcorpsegrinder · 6/10 · 3 October 2018]

Gathered together to film a porn movie, a group of actresses finds themselves disappearing one-by-one at the hands of a maniacal killer hired to turn the shoot into an actual snuff film against their knowledge and must band together to fight off the hulking killer to escape alive.

This wasn't all that bad of an indie production. One of the strongest aspects for this one is the fact that there's quite a lot of fun to be had with the behind-the-scenes work throughout here. Despite focusing so heavily on the realm of pornographic excess, the other measures shown here making the preparations for what's going on not just on the technical side of the shoot but also leading into the different performers as well. Seeing how several of the starlets have their own routines and preparations to get into, from actually rehearing and attempting to develop some chemistry with the other performer in the scene to trying to play childish games with the staff and crew onboard which have their own style and energy here. There's also the fun stalking to be had that makes this somewhat of a fun slasher effort, from the opening ambush on the victim outside their house to the inadvertent stalking on the performer playing with the crew who's completely unaware of their presence and the later scene showing the killer stalking the several performers running loose behind-the-scenes which really sets up the big stalking moments that are set-up in here. The main stalking in the hallways offers up a striking scene of the killer appearing out of the blue which lets the secret out about their intentions and then the dismemberment of the S&M mistress which fully reveals the sinister plot of the whole affair rather nicely. As well as some solid blood and gore as well as plenty of fine nudity from those well-qualified to deliver it, there's enough to like to hold it up over it's few minor issues. The film's biggest problem is the fact that nothing here makes sense, as for what the purpose of the shoot is supposed to accomplish to what the point of the series of double-twists proves in the finale. These come out of nowhere and just don't really offer any clarity into the overall story which should've been the point, cause the film to feel way too overlong with the endless revelations and bland running around that occurs here due to the low-budget nature of the whole affair. While it's fun to see the aftermath of the gory kills here as well as the concept of the kills themselves, the rest of the kills here look incredibly cheap and happen to occur mostly off-screen anyway reducing the effectiveness altogether. The last flaw here is the laughable joke of a killer who's forced to wear a silly mask and has no backstory or point at all which makes for a truly underwhelming killer in the weakest section of the film. These here are what really hold it back the most.

Rated Unrated/R: Continuous Full Nudity, Graphic Language, Graphic Violence and several sex scenes.

Delivered Exactly As Advertised

[robertkennedy-11798 · 10/10 · 16 February 2021]

It's not titled Citizen Kane, it's called Porn Shoot Massacre, and for once, a low budget indie horror delivers exactly what we expect from it's title. Is there a porn shoot ? Is there a massacre ? Yes to both. Thus, lots of nudity and a majority of the cast meets their end. (unfortunately, offscreen in many cases) If you expect a great script and outstanding acting, sound, and cinematography from a film like this, and find only disappointment, that's on you. I went in thinking this would be a so bad it's good(ish) horror full of gorgeous women and a total low budget look and mediocre story, and that's exactly what I got. Expectations met. Beats wasting 90 minutes of my life on some big budget garbage like Slender Man, which delivered absolutely nothing. Oftentimes in horror, much less, budget included, is more...