Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (2009)
Jennifer Taylor: Chelsea
Quotes
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Chelsea : You have a girlfriend, Jake?
Jake Harper : That's kinda personal, isn't it?
Chelsea : I just want to know.
Jake Harper : Why? Are you writing a book?
Charlie Harper : Yeah. It's called, "The Day Jake's Uncle Kicked His Ass."
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Chelsea : [after Jake is rude to her] I don't get it. What did I do?
Charlie Harper : I'll tell you what you did. You anthropomorphized him.
Chelsea : What?
Charlie Harper : It means treating something as human when it's really not. Kinda like what you do with your cat, which, frankly, makes more sense.
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Chelsea : He didn't even say, "thank you".
Charlie Harper : He's leaving the room. We should be thanking *him*.