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You want to come out and talk?
nogodnomasters30 November 2021
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Jennifer Hill is a stage actress in Columbia, SC during the early stages of the pandemic. She is fighting loneliness while claiming to be writing a one woman play who is lonely. IT is all found footage u-tube style. She believes a monster is in her house eating her PBJ. We do see a monster from time to time, but appears to be a metaphor on being alone, we create our own monsters.

Not worth a free watch.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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1/10
i want my dollar back
WankerReviews10 September 2021
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The movie was boring. Film had potential. A woman dealing with loneliness and self doubt, is convinced there's a monster in her house and no one believes her, that sounds interesting, the possibilities are endless. Unfortunately the dialogue is drawn out and boring.. When it first started i wasnt sure if this is suppose to be a comedy, satire, or a straight horror movie. The advertisements made it look like a found footage covid type movie. It's more like a drama with humor, and horror elements, which could have worked but The acting is terrible. The big problem with this movie is lead character. Shes very annoying and unlikable. The movie was a waste of time. The fake blood on the woman's face looked like ketchup from those packets you can get at mcdonalds. And then they tried to get deep with a monologue at the end. They even had this character do a blackcent ''oh hell no i aint going back in that house''. REALLY? Insulting. Like they're imitating black people, when black people say they wouldn't do this or that in a scary movie.

The actress literally looks like a yoga instructor from new york city, who lives in the west village with her 2 dogs. Why does she sound like honey boo boo. Why not just have her acting like a regular white woman. Complete waste of time and false advertisement.

0.5 and the half star because of one scene where the woman is locked out of her house. That was the only time i perked up and it made me think it was going to get better, but it doesnt. I cant recommend it. I feel like i wasted my dollar. I want my dollar back. If you have an amazon prime account i would wait until the movie is of no extra charge, and it's included with your account. Or if its ever available on tubi.
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lush224915 February 2022
The scariest thing about this movie is Morgan's eyebrows!!!!😬...the acting not so great either. Although the story line is an interesting concept. Definately not THEE worst I've ever seen.
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