Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Chuck in Real Life (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : [in outrageous red dress which seems to exist only to entice] Hi, Bart. I missed you at family dinner. Maybe next time.
Bart Bass : Where do you think you're going? And in that dress?
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, the girls and I thought we'd hit up 1 Oak and maybe Bijoux, and I don't know, anywhere we can find some paparazzi.
[crinkling her nose:]
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm in the mood for a little show tonight.
[off to the elevator, with Bart slowly following]
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I forgot to put on underwear!
[covers her mouth in mock display]
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Serena van der Woodsen : What? I'm not doing anything, I thought we were just sharing memories of what a close family we are. I remember this one time, um, when I was eleven, Eric and I wanted a white Christmas, luckily, Mom's husband was a raging coke-head so he left blow everywhere!
Lily van der Woodsen : Oh my god...
Eric van der Woodsen : It wasn't everywhere, just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Let them discipline the sibling that actually deserves it.
Blair Waldorf : You mean Chuck?
[Blair slightly smiles and notices Serena looking at her]
Blair Waldorf : What?
Serena van der Woodsen : You smiled.
Blair Waldorf : No, I didn't! I hate Chuck! Don't make me lose my appetite.
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Chuck Bass : [finds Serena lounging on her bed, keeping curfew] Well, well, look who's playing by the rules, and it's not even a school night.
Serena van der Woodsen : Eric convinced me. What about you?
Chuck Bass : I'm on my way out to a house call.
Serena van der Woodsen : Eww, gross. Well, as long as you're home by one.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [re stepdad] Fine. But as soon as he starts calling the shots, the gloves come off and the nails come out. Oh, I just mixed my metaphors, haven't I?
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Serena van der Woodsen : [easily found by Bart] Ugh. They must have had me chipped while I was sleeping.
