Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates PSATs (2009)

Jacqueline Mazarella: Ms. Morello

Quotes 

• Ms. Morello : You're like a chocolate Einstein.

  Narrator : More like a chocolate Pinocchio.

• Ms. Morello : [to Chris]  If you think white people are smart, wait until you get to class with the Asians.

• Ms. Morello : [after finding out that Chris mouthed off to his teacher]  Excuse your mama? Chris, what were you thinking?

  Chris Rock : I don't know. I guess I have to go back to Thurman's class now.

  Ms. Morello : No, I can get you back into AP class, but no more "your mama" jokes. Obviously, you need a challenge, so I'm putting you on the Academic Scholastathon Team.

  Chris Rock : Academic Scholasta-what?

  Ms. Morello : Scholastathon! It's a team competition where students match their intellects against students from other schools.

  Chris Rock : I'm not sure I'm right for this.

  Ms. Morello : Are you kidding? This will be like intellectual basketball and you're our Dr. J!

  Narrator : I just hope I don't get hung from the intellectual rim.

• Ms. Morello : [to Julius]  You know, it's really not polite to use your voodoo mind tricks on white people.