Breaking Bad (TV Series)

Negro y Azul (2009)

J.D. Garfield: DEA Agent Vanco

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Quotes 

• DEA Agent Vanco : What's the matter, Schrader? You act like you never saw a severed human head on a tortoise before.

• Hank Schrader : Hey, what's up with that?

  DEA Agent Vanco : Jesus Malverde, patron saint of Mexican drug dealers.

  Hank Schrader : Well, yeah, hell, I-I know who it is, okay? Scumbags kneeling down praying to him.

  [in exaggerated, stereotypical Spanish] 

  Hank Schrader : "Eh, please, Señor Saint. Eh, no DEA, please, eh?"

  [he laughs, but stops when he sees no one else is] 

  Hank Schrader : I'm just... I'm just saying, why's he on your desk? Going after neo-Nazis, you don't wear swastikas, right?

  DEA Agent Vanco : Sun Tzu.

  Hank Schrader : Son who?

  DEA Agent Vanco : Sixth-century Chinese general. Wrote "The Art of War." If you know your enemy as yourself, you'll fight without danger in many battles.

  Hank Schrader : Right on.

• DEA Agent Vanco : [conversing in Spanish]  What the hell are they thinking? Sending us some loudmouth who doesn't speak the language?

  Federale : Politics, man. Politics.

  DEA Agent Vanco : Supposed to be some hotshot hero. I say it's a bunch of crap.

  Federale : Hero for Albuquerque, maybe. Maybe it don't take much up there.

  Hank Schrader : Hey, uh, something I need to know about?

  DEA Agent Vanco : [switching to English]  What? Oh, that? No, man. We were just, uh, singing your praises.

  Federale : Glad to have you. Welcome aboard.