Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Being Cool (2008)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris about the way he's walking]  Hey, man, did you get shot in the leg?

  Chris : No, why?

  Greg Wuliger : Cause you're walking like it hurts.

  Chris : Well, man, I'm just trying to be cool.

  Greg Wuliger : It's not working.

  Chris : It's not working? Look at you. You look like a powder-blue Dean Martin.

  Greg Wuliger : Technically, I look like a powder-blue Joey Bishop.

• Chris : Tell me why they don't go to school, and they don't work, but they have great cars and great girls?

  Narrator : Because they're criminals.

  Greg Wuliger : Those are the kids from the arcade. We can't be like them. I mean, those kids have either been suspended, expelled or dropped out of school.

  Narrator : When you're old, that makes you a loser, but when you're young, it gives the illusion of cool.

• Chris : [When Chris and Greg use cigarettes to make themselves look cool]  All right, let's make a pact. If either one of us gets caught by the teacher, we don't rat out the other, deal?

  Greg Wuliger : Deal.

  [scene cuts to Ms. Morello catching Greg with the cigarette] 

  Greg Wuliger : Chris gave it to me.

  Ms. Morello : Chris? I am so disappointed in you. I know that nicotine, pork rinds and malt liquor are the black man's vices.

  Narrator : You forgot white women.

  Ms. Morello : But why infect Gregory?

  Chris : Because I wanted to be cool.

  Narrator : Now I just feel like a fool.

• Narrator : [When Chris shows up at school during his suspension]  Getting suspended from school was hard, but figuring out what I was gonna do with my day was harder.

  Greg Wuliger : Hey, man, what are you doing here?

  Chris : I had nowhere else to go.

  Greg Wuliger : You're not still mad at me, are you?

  Chris : Yeah, actually, I am. You ratted me out.

  Greg Wuliger : I'm torn about it, man. Please don't make me feel any worse than I already am.

  Chris : Why did you cave so fast?

  Greg Wuliger : My therapist says I'm bad under pressure. I'm just not cool.

  Narrator : No kidding.