Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Earth Day (2008)

Chris Rock: Narrator

Quotes 

• Ms. Morello : On Earth Day, we put forth our best efforts to save the planet.

  Narrator : I thought saving the planet was a waste of time, because I was too busy trying to save me. I tried saving my face. I tried saving my ass. I even tried saving my future kid's ass. To this day, I love geography.

• Ms. Morello : Your assignment is to do something you think will help save the Earth.

  [Greg raises his hand] 

  Ms. Morello : Greg.

  Greg Wuliger : You mean something like building a solar-powered tanning bed?

  Narrator : Isn't that what the beach is?

• Ms. Morello : Chris, what would you like to do?

  Narrator : I knew my dad had a truck and Bed-Stuy was a mess, so I had the perfect project.

  Chris : Uh, collect cans and recycle them?

  Ms. Morello : That's wonderful. Then you could take the money and do something for the environment. You could plant a tree.

  Narrator : Maybe I could plant my foot in your b...

  [cut off by theme song] 

• Julius : [to Chris]  And what are you doing to save the Earth?

  Chris : I'm recycling cans, and the money I make I'm going to use to help the environment.

  Narrator : Just like Bono.

• Rochelle : So, Tonya, I know you heard me scream yesterday.

  Tonya : Yeah, are you sorry?

  Rochelle : No, I'm not sorry and I'll tell you why. You can only talk that way to someone when you love them, but you have to be nice to the people that you don't know.

  Tonya : But that doesn't make any sense.

  Rochelle : No, it doesn't make any sense, but it so happens to be true.

  Narrator : Like when Bush got re-elected.