Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Prostitutes and Gelato (2007)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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Quotes 

• Alan : Aren't you going to answer it?

  Charlie : Nope.

  Alan : What if something happened to Mom?

  Charlie : We'll find out when Dorothy brings the broomstick.

• Alan : [Whilst playing a bar-top, video gaming machine in Las Vegas, the machine starts beeping and Alan jumps with joy]  Oh, yeah, baby! Twenty dead presidents! I'm *even*!

• Alan : You're gonna be sorry!

  Charlie : You're gonna be homeless!

• Alan : [Teddy asks for Charlie's and Alan's blessing to marry their mother, but Charlie doesn't approve]  C'mon, Charlie! Wouldn't it be great to have a dad again?

  Charlie : I'm a grown man, Alan. I don't need a father anymore.

  Tiffany : [Approaching Teddy]  Would any of you gentlemen like a date?

  Teddy Leopold : Sorry, darlin', I'm taken. But I wouldn't mind footing the bill for my two boys here.

  Amber : [to Alan]  Hi, I'm Amber.

  Tiffany : [to Charlie]  I'm Tiffany.

  Alan , Charlie : THANKS, DADDY!