WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

Don't Touch That Dial (2021)

Asif Ali: Norm

Quotes 

• Phil Jones : Vision, you're a real cut-out.

  Norm : I always thought you were kind of a square.

  Vision : Me? No, I'm as a round as they come.

• Vision : Is this the neighborhood watch meeting?

  Norm : Oh. Hiya, Vision. Did... didn't expect to see you here. This is sort of a "members only"-type deal.

  Vision : Ah! Certainly. Right. Well... I'll just stay here and be as quiet as a church mouse 'til you open up the floor for new business.

  Herb : Well, in truth, we were just getting to new business.

  Vision : Oh, splendid! Could you tell me how often you rotate security patrols? Do you interface directly with local law enforcement? What are your protocols regarding threats such as burglary, graffiti, and reckless driving?

  Norm : No, Vision.

  Vision : I know these are indeed grave matters.

  Norm : "New business" actually means another round of Danish.

  Phil Jones : [offering a box]  Raspberry or cheese-filled?

  Vision : Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food.

  [seeing them all staring] 

  Vision : What I mean to say is that I don't eat food in between meals but at mealtimes. I'm a regular eating machine.