Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Apologies for the Frivolity (2006)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : Choose your words carefully, Slim.

  Lydia : Slim? Why, thank you! I watch what I eat.

  Berta : Going in or coming out?

• Charlie Harper : What?

  Berta : [to Jake]  And they call *you* slow.

  Alan Harper : You're kidding, right? You don't see it?

  Charlie Harper : See what?

  Alan Harper : Lydia and Mom?

  Charlie Harper : What about them?

  Berta : Come on, Charlie! The only difference between those two broads is you came out of one and -

  [Charlie cuts her off] 

• Berta : Boy, I'm glad I stopped coming to work high.