House M.D. (TV Series)
Finding Judas (2006)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
Quotes
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [about the patient, Alice] She's six. Six-year-olds don't get gallstones.
Dr. Gregory House : So, she didn't have pancreatitis?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Your theory is an invisible gallstone?
Dr. Robert Chase : His theory correctly predicted the pancreatitis.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [to Chase] You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's ass.
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Dr. Robert Chase : I wasn't kissing his ass.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending over.
Dr. Robert Chase : He predicted the pancreatitis.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's his dad's fault.
Dr. Robert Chase : My dad was an ass.
Dr. Allison Cameron : But you did everything he wanted you to and in return, you got everything you wanted.
Dr. Robert Chase : Yeah, it's that simple.
Dr. Allison Cameron : His strategy worked. Dad got him a cushy job, paid for his cushy life.
Dr. Robert Chase : Cut me out of his cushy will.
Dr. Eric Foreman : I told you, just his nature. Poor guy's hardwired to kiss ass.
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Dr. Robert Chase : [when Tritter released Chase, Cameron, and Foreman's accounts] Maybe he wants us to think that one of us talked.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It worked.
Dr. Allison Cameron : You were with him.
Dr. Robert Chase : We were all with him.
Dr. Eric Foreman : We weren't laughing with him.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Got any money for lunch?
Dr. Robert Chase : If you like parsley and croutons. Tritter finally froze my accounts.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Really?
Dr. Robert Chase : You surprised? Why wouldn't he?
Dr. Eric Foreman : I figured if he was singling you out, you must have done something different.
Dr. Robert Chase : What? Like talking?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Yeah, and now that he's frozen your accounts, you probably will. You need the cash, right?
Dr. Robert Chase : He doesn't freeze my accounts, I'm guilty. He does freeze my accounts, I'm guilty.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [when Alice is in the operating room] Are you saying she never had Reye's? We just put that girl through excruciating pain.
Dr. Robert Chase : Pain wasn't House's fault. Even if the clot was a reaction to what we gave her, we still have to...
Dr. Gregory House : [angry tone] I don't need you to cover my ass! What I need is my Vicodin! Two pills every six hours like I'm on an allowance. She's given the cop leverage over medical decisions. What the hell, why don't we get a plumber in here, ask his opinion?
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Dr. Robert Chase : Can we talk?
Dr. Gregory House : Nope.
Dr. Robert Chase : I really think you need...
Dr. Gregory House : Either you screwed me and you want absolution or you didn't and you want applause. Either way, not interested.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [after House yells at them] He's yelled at us before.
Dr. Allison Cameron : 'Cause he thought our theories were dumb, not because our theories were sending him to jail.
[Chase is playing with House's laser pointer]
Dr. Eric Foreman : He's going through withdrawal, could be causing mild paranoia. It'll pass, we just have to suffer through it.
Dr. Allison Cameron : We never ruled out allergy.
Dr. Eric Foreman : We gave her drugs, she had no negative reaction.
Dr. Allison Cameron : We cut open her belly, she got a rash on her belly. We did a scratch test on her back, she got a rash on her back. I know House ruled out mojo, but it can't be a coincidence.
[Chase points the laser pointer at Foreman]
Dr. Robert Chase : Little late to be playing differental games, isn't it?
Dr. Eric Foreman : [shields his eyes] Get that thing away from me! I don't wanna get burned.
Dr. Robert Chase : Laser pointers don't burn you, genius.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Skin, no. Retina, yes.
Dr. Robert Chase : You don't trust my aim? Maybe you should cover any sensitive...
[thinks for a minute, then has an epiphany. He puts down the laser pointer]
Dr. Robert Chase : He was wrong about the puppies!
[jumps from his seat and races out of the room]
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Dr. Robert Chase : Yeah, maybe Chase screwed up.
[House looks at him]
Dr. Robert Chase : You always end there, just getting a jump on it.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [when Tritter freezes Cameron and Foreman's accounts] Tritter froze my account. They're checking theirs. I'm on hold with a lawyer.
Dr. Gregory House : [takes Foreman's cell phone, turns it off, and tosses it on the table] Call Wilson's lawyer. He'll tell you exactly how and why you're screwed. This kid has no history of allergies.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [shouting] You gotta talk to Tritter. You gotta make this go away!
Dr. Robert Chase : [sarcastic tone] Yeah, great plan! The man's obviously open to reason.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Allergic reaction is 100% times more likely with or without a history. Fever and anemia could've been symptoms of pancreatitis.
[talks on cell phone]
Dr. Allison Cameron : Hello? Thank your for your help.
[hangs up phone]
Dr. Allison Cameron : They froze my accounts.
Dr. Robert Chase : Thank you for your help?
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's not her fault.